NINE MORE

[SamTwoSix 51]

I can't believe it. Nine more games until the end of the season. Nine more games until the playoffs are actually a thing. I'm ecstatic! My season has really turned out great and I'm proud to serve as the Alternate Captain of the Halifax 21st. My season may not have been a top notch, Rookie of the Year performance, But hey, it was something! 

 

Halifax has treated me well. I really have enjoyed my stay here, and I'm looking forward to coming back next year. But I'm also SUPER FUCKING HYPED FOR THE DRAFT!

 

While I know I'll likely fall out of the first round, ah, fuck it. I might as well advertise myself to the GMs.

 

L-L-L-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRRRRRLS... PLEASE MEET THE ONE, THE ONLY, BROCK HAMPTON!

 

Here's what YOU'RE gonna get if you draft BROCK HAMPTON!

 

• A max earner who always does his PTs like a good boy
• Someone who will be an active contributor in the Locker Room
• Someone who (hopefully) won't suck absolute donkey nuts on the hockey rink

 

I hope that helps me raise my draft stock, I don't know. It's 12:39 AM and I'm running on 5 hours of sleep.

 

~BH

 

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