Kamkar gets into a fight

[Eagle Eye 33]

One day Bahram Kamkar was cruising through the streets of Minnesota, taking it all in because he'd have to move to Moscow after the season's end. He walked into a small bar and ordered a beer. While drinking a "fan" of the Storm walked up to him and said, HEY MAN, I SAW YOU LET THE FORWARD PASSED YOU AND CHOKE LAST GAME AWAY FOR US, YOU'RE SUCH A BUM THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE LEAVING. Kamkar tried to ignore him, but the guy was relentless. He was clearly drunk and every 3-5 minutes he would come back and bother Bahram some more. Bahram was getting bothered, but tried to keep it cool. He knew getting in a fight would bring bad PR and especially for someone prepping to head to the majors it would be a huge hit to his fanbase and how everyone in the league viewed him. He had one too many beers though, and the next time the man tapped his shoulder, Bahram spun around and swung a giant hand into his eye. The man fell on his bum and his gang decided to get involved, one of them was too drunk too walk and immediately fell down, knocking down another guy in the process. The other one took a swift kick to the stomach as Kamkar had the reflexes of a Norwegian mountain chihuahua. It was a horrible sight, Kamkar ended up being fined, but luckily he wasn't suspended. It brought some bad PR, but no one really cares about him outside of Minnesota and Moscow, so he'll end up fine.