Poopy Peepants Packing his Packages to Davos

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Davos (PP) - When Poopy Peepants got the call that he was drafted 4th overall by the Davos Dynamo, he was just finishing his shift at his local Independent Grocery Store. Here at the Poopy Press, we got in touch with Peepants to recount how that phone call went down.

 

"Well, I wasn't able to physically attend the draft because I wasn't sure if I was going to get selected at all, and I already agreed to relieve Kathy so she could watch her son's baseball game," Peepants began. "Then when Mr. Garcia called again...well I'll remember that conversation forever...

 

PP: Hello?

 

JC: Hey there Poopy, it's Jerry Garcia here again. I wanted to let you know that it's official: You're part of the Davos Dynamo, congratulations!

 

PP: That's great news sir! But I really insist that you call me Paul, it's really embarrassing to me that everyone calls me Poopy...

 

JC: Hahaha, you're hilarious Poopy! Anyway, I spoke with Jardy, and he's already been in touch with your manager at the store. You're done there kid! We'll work out contract details soon, but you won't have to work at another grocery store ever again!

 

...and after that I was in tears. I didn't want to leave my job here, and no one is ever going to call me Paul. Now I'm going to be on national television, and everyone in the world will be saying it. Poopy. Poopy Poopy Poopy Poopy POOPY! I can't handle it," Poopy said between sobs before abruptly ending the interview.

 

The Dynamo have been making a lot of noise this off-season, and seem to be gearing up for a playoff run. They're hoping Poopy Peepants will be able to contribute to the team's success this season, and help bring the Continental Cup back to Davos.

 

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