Saskatoon Wild bring in new sponsorship

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When the Wild win, everybody wins in the city of Saskatoon! 

 

The Wild are proud to announce a new sponsorship with Tim Hortons, on the corner of Igloo Avenue & Wheat Crescent. All 273,000 residence of the Saskatoon Metro area will receive the luxuries of a free medium double double coffee when the Wild win! Bring in a cigarette for a free upgrade to large, and enjoy a "Canadian breakfast" while watching your favourite teams victory highlights from the previous night. 

 

Igloo/Wheat Tim Hortons has opened a secondary drive-thru to accommodate the influx of lifted pick-up trucks and tractors after the wins. Although there hasn't been many yet this season, one player has his sights on changing that. Jay Sauce, back-up goalie of the Wild, said the following when asked about the sponsorship;

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Oh f*** ya bud, the boys are looking to put Timmie's in bankruptcy after this season, eh! I'll even have time to drink my double double while riding pine for most of the season. Coach doesn't let me smoke on the bench tho eh.

 

The Wild are 3-6-1 to start the season, but have there eyes set on making a playoff push as the season progresses. 

Edited November 29, 2021 by ToooSaucey

[Shindigs 1,771]

If the rating was on how Canadian this post was I'd give it a solid 20/10

[Scurvy 1,488]

Review: Awesome article.  Very Canadian and funny.  I do love me some Tim Horton's when I go to Canada so this made me giggle.  I really liked the goalie quote and the only thing I would have like to see was maybe a picture of a delicious maple bar.  9/10