Seymour drunk asses

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Seymour butts has been seen on the streets of Stockholm. Like a drunk ass that he is, he's been throwing stuff all over the place. Through storefronts, cars and at people. I mean, I think he's been throwing up for the past hour. Projectile like he's a god damn missile. The distance it's hitting... It's like gravity doesn't exist at all to this man . He keeps shouting, "I'M LOOKING FOR THE ROXY YOU FAT SHIT MOTHER FUCKERS."

 

He's never been this drunk and disorderly before. Nobody knows how to handle him. His group has been trying to contain him, including his new bodyguard, Homer Simpson. He gave a quick comment on the situation.

 

"I haven't been working for longer than 4 hours and this is what this job looks like? I'm actually so confused. I think I'm going to quit now. Whats the point of working terrible pay for this? I can't believe I left Springfield for this insanity. Can you imagine that? Marge is going to be livid. I just wanted to get PPV to watch Jake Paul fight in the UFC and I put my entire family into jeopardy by taking this job. D'OH!"

 

Incredible scenes here in Stockholm.