HawksFan19 89 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 We come here today to Saskatoon, Saskatchewan for the 1st annual segway race brought to you by our sponsors the Saskatoon Wild. We have 5 drivers here tonight, and 2 laps to complete to win the grand prize of $10,000! First, coming in from Milwaukee... Joe Lahu! In the number two car, from Edmonton Alberta... Jarome Iginla! Jarome is a member of the Saskatoon Wild, and it's great to see the local team getting involved with the community. In the number three car... Mason Richardson! Another Saskatoon Wild member! In the number four car... Rami Jakobssen! THREE SASKATOON WILD MEMBERS?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! In the number five car... Jody 3 Moons! Oh. He's not from Saskatoon. Bummer. We start off the race now, in comes Jarome Iginla, he is in with speed, he turns the first corner very sharply and he is sent off of his segway! Jarome is now in last place! Mason Richardson overtakes first place, he comes in with great agility down the lane, he turns the first corner and he makes it! Richardson turns around and gives the crowd a Johnny Manziel gesture! Fans boo Richardson and he goes around the third turn. A fan has thrown something onto the track! It hits Mason Richardson and he goes down! Rami Jakobssen comes into the first position now, he crosses the starting line, and he is on his final lap! Jarome Iginla has recovered and he is right behind Jakobssen! Jakobssen swerves in the lane trying to prohibit Iginla from passing, now on the third turn, Iginla and Jakobssen lap a drunken Richardson awaiting the tow truck to pick him up! To the finish line... IGINLA AND JAKOBSSEN... IGINLA TURNS INTO JAKOBSSEN AND THEY GO CRASHING INTO THE BARRIER AND JOE LAHU HAS WON THE $10,000 CASH PRIZE! Here are the results: 1. Joe Lahu - 2:34.98 2. Jarome Iginla - 3:13.84 3. Rami Jakobssen - 3:14.10 4. Jody 3 Moons - Did Not Start 5. Mason Richardson - Arrested for DUI gorlab and philthethrill81 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/11637-saskatoon-wild-segway-race/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 That's what I get for suggesting the topic? Goodness. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/11637-saskatoon-wild-segway-race/#findComment-112986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawksFan19 89 Posted August 26, 2014 Author Share Posted August 26, 2014 That's what I get for suggesting the topic? Goodness. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/11637-saskatoon-wild-segway-race/#findComment-113002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/11637-saskatoon-wild-segway-race/#findComment-113030 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawksFan19 89 Posted August 26, 2014 Author Share Posted August 26, 2014 You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day Upvote it tomorrow Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/11637-saskatoon-wild-segway-race/#findComment-113042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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