Saskatoon Wild Segway Race Heat 2

[HawksFan19 89]

Welcome to the 1st annual Saskatoon Wild sponsored Segway Race here in beautiful Saskatoon, Saskatchewan! Previously, in the first heat we had the top 3 racers moving onto the semi-finals against the top three racers of this heat. The three members that will be moving on from Heat 1, will be: Jarome Iginla, Rami Jakobssen and Joe Lahu! Lahu is a random homeless man that just wants to get his life back.

 

Onto today's race. We have 5 racers in Heat 2, and here they are. In the number one segway... Thomas King! An SHLer taking part in a VHL sponsored event? Preposterous! In the number two car... Kez Kincaid! Recent hometown boy! In the number three car.. Gunnar Skosgaard! Goaltender for the Wild takes part in today's festivities! in the number four car... Jill Tuner! Random contestant selected! In the number five car, we have Sachimo Zoidberg of the Yukon Rush! 

 

Here we go! The buzzer sounds and the race is on, Thomas King takes an early lead with Skosgaard and Kincaid trailing just behind. Zoidberg and Tuner are both falling behind after their segway's fell over on start! Kincaid speeds by King and advances into first place, as King approaches Kincaid he tries to boot him off his segway but misses and hits Skosgaard off! Both King and Skosgaard are on the ground clenching their knees! Kincaid is in the lead for good! Lap two now for Kincaid, Zoidberg and Tuner are right behind Kincaid. Going into the final stretch! Zoidberg catching up.... KINCAID PULLS OUT WITH A WIN!

 

1st - Kez Kincaid 2:33.82

2nd - Sachimo Zoidberg - 2:33.90

3rd - Jill Tuner - 2:34.19

4th - Thomas King - DNF

5th - Gunnar Skosgaard - DNF

 

 

[gorlab 4,321]

Damn! I live in Saskatoon tbh. I was in the stands for heat 2.