Dynamite Antics

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Napoleon Dynamite is up to some new antics now that the regular season is over. His daily practice sessions are growing in intensity, but the new VHLM player who holds a championship is looking to have a little bit of fun. At this last practice session, it was reported that Dynamite practiced the entire time while skating backward, and with only one skate on! It was an incredible sight that had everyone awestruck. The make things even better, Dynamite had been spending a lot of time working on the Michigan goal, that goal that makes the old and slow veterans cringe and cross-check people. Well, not only did he perfect the move while skating normally, he is now capable of doing it while skating backward and with only one skate on. Of course, this impressed everyone there, even his fans. The only person who was not impressed was his personal trainer, who simply asked that Napoleon would work on his defensive skills a little bit. Hopefully, after this session, Dynamite will put the antics to the side and step into some serious hockey business. With the draft coming up he will need to be in tip-top shape to ensure that he goes early on.