Twas the Day Before the Draft

[Tate 450]

'Twas the day before the draft, and all through the VHL
The prospects are stirring, and saying farewell;
Goodbye my VHLM team, their speech is sincere,
Hello VHL and Europe, I’ll be right there.

The GM’s are nestled, all snug in their chairs,
While visions of players dance playfully in the air;
The Blue’s are ready, the portal intact,
And once it’s all over, we’ll all want to nap.

When suddenly on Discord there arose such a chatter,
Baozi sprang from his chamber to see what was the matter.
“Off to mute!” He exclaimed like the madman he is,
Cleaning up gen chat by dispelling the gifs.

"Now, BANA! Now, ALEX! Now, RAYZOR and ENO!
On, SPARTAN! On DOM! On, HEDGE and on NYKO!
Now, Cow! Now, DOOM! Now, McWolf and RICER! 
On, DLAMB! On JEFF and INSTANT-ROCKSTAR!”

Choose your destiny and select your star, 
Get it wrong and you might not go far.
No matter the choice, it’s hard to go wrong,
SO HAPPY VHL DRAFT EVERYONE, LET’S HAVE SOME FUN!

Edited April 4, 2022 by Tate