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[rory 1,876]

I did NOT forget to write an article or do anything VHL related this week and I will refuse ANYTHING that suggests otherwise. Tavish DeGroot, despite being a sophomore in his second season, is already a grizzled veteran on the young Warsaw squad, and thus I must emulate him off the ice. Speaking of this fucking loser, DeGroot is in a deep battle with teammate Brian Payne and Seattle's Vincenzo Detroit for the PIM lead, despite me only having like 50 checking. I think Beketov made a secret slider, just under his other secret slider "lolbeketovwins", that he calls "lolrorylosses" which would explain a LOT. I think if you removed fighting DeGroot would be the sole leader in this category because he only takes loser penalties like hooking, interference, and delay of game. The true alpha enjoys getting abuse of official penalties however, which is very fitting and also based.