Dynamite's Ice Cream

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As young players grow more and more in popularity, businesses and franchises all over the world begin to reach out for marketing opportunities. Napoleon Dynamite, the newly acquired center for Davos, is no exception to this. While packing up his stuff at his apartment in Bratislava, Dynamite received a call from ice cream franchise Ben and Jerry's. Dynamite was told that he had caught the eye of a huge number of people who love to buy Ben Jerry's unique flavors. The company wished to capitalize on this and create a flavor based on Dynamite. While on the phone with Dynamite the company representative said, "We'd like you to think of a unique flavor. Something that's bizarre but pays a tribute to you. Do you have any ideas?" Without skipping a beat Dynamite said, "Gosh, you freakin' idiot! The only flavor that anyone actually cares about is orange juice and minty toothpaste. If you were smart you'd make that my flavor and call the ice cream, 'The Dynamite Daily Drink.'" We are expected to see this new flavor hit shelves in just a few weeks.