Dynamite Takes on New Mentor

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Many may not have been aware of this, but after retiring from the VHL, Thadius Sales decided to spend some time traveling and living the "free" life as he put it. After only a few weeks though he noticed an emptiness in his life, one that could only be filled with hockey. At first, he tried to enter beer leagues in various locations, but usually, everyone knew who he was and he was never able to really enjoy the game as a player anymore. After contemplating the next step he received a phone call from Napoleon Dynamite's agent. "Sales, it's great to hear from you again. My client, Napoleon Dynamite, is looking for a mentor and trainer. I know you weren't a center, but he couldn't stop mentioning your name as someone whom he'd love to learn from. Do you have any interest?" Sales thought for a while on this offer and decided that it would be fun to give it a shot. So, until further notice, Sales has taken on a very personal role in Dynamite's career. Hopefully, this will help mold Dynamite into an even more profound player and eventual champion.