Claimed:Riftkie Pajodfile

[Corco 1,237]

The Greatest One: Rift Pajodcast

 

Name: Rift Pajodcast

Position: Center

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 195 lbs.

Jersey Number: 98

Birthplace: Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina

Shoots: Right

 

 

Introduction: Rift Pajodcast is already making waves around the league, and he hasn't even been drafted by a VHL team yet. Upon his announcement to enter the S41 Entry Draft, many members voiced their opinions, such as the well respected Jericho, who when asked for comment, had this to say: "YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Meanwhile, the leagues least favorite member, BOOM, even swallowed his large ego and pride and said "1st Overall.". But those aren't the words you want to hear about Pajodcast, are they? You want to hear about how he won the S39 U20 World Junior Championships as literally the only player on Bosnia and Herzegovina's roster, don't you? Of fucking course you do. Pajodcast led Bosnia and Herzegovina to victory as the only man on the roster, sweeping the round robin and outscoring his opponents 69-0. He then steamrolled through the medal round, becoming the only player to record a quintuplet hat-trick and shutout in 4 straight games. 

 

 

STRENGTHS

 

Defense: Look up Rift Pajodcast in a dictionary, and you will find "Supermassive Defensive Black Hole" as the 3rd synonym. I mean, what else do you expect from a player who was able to single-handedly shut down an entire team of superstars as the only player on the ice. Pajodcast's zone defense position is superb, but that is expected when you have three heads and the ability to see in three different directions.

 

Face-offs: This one is more of an unfair advantage than a strength actually, since no other VHL players are tri-headed. But nonetheless, Pajodcast wins face-offs with aplomb, and has scored numerous goals right off the face-off, which usually results in the opposing goalie's retirement.

 

 

WEAKNESSES

 

Passing: The reason that Pajodcast's passing skill is considered a weakness is not due to his actual passing skill, no no no. The reason why this is considered a "weakness" is because Pajodcast is a little "selfish", let's say. I mean what do you expect when you're going to be the best player to ever play the game? You get to take a couple liberties, am I right or am I right? No but seriously Pajodcast is a puck-hog who will need to fix that aspect of his game so that it will not be a stain on his legacy when he breaks every VHL record in existence.

 

Strength: Pajodcast is a big believer in "high reps, low weights" (aka every filthy casual ever). Thus, Pajodcast thinks he doesn't really need to get stronger, which may be true (in younger levels of play, opposing players would often not even attempt to make contact with Pajodcast out of both fear and respect), but not likely. That being said, Pajodcast ALWAYS makes sure to never skip leg day.

 

 

 

PROJECTION:

 

Pajodcast was just drafted by the Minot Gladiators 8th overall in the S40 VHLM Dispersal draft, where he will once again look to completely shatter records due to his sheer and utter brilliance (and good looks). Once he is drafted 1st overall in S41 after scoring 420 points with the Gladiators, look for Pajodcast to completely totally decimate any offensive opportunities the other team even thinks of attempting. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Edited September 26, 2014 by Corco

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Content: 5/5

 

Strengths and Weaknesses are great! You added a picture and a title.

 

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well respected = well-respected

do you = you

no no no = no, no, no. 

 

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