Rolling With Maloish

[youloser1337 1,117]

I'm going to do something different for my media spot. I'm going to roll a D20 for a day in the life of Scoish Velociraptor Maloish. For every task that Maloish does, I will roll a D20 and see what happens in that scenario. I'm going to base it off of training camp starting.

Maloish is sleeping soundly in his bed. He set his alarm for 5 am so he could get an early start to the day before training camp begins. At 5 am sharp, his alarm goes off. (2) - Maloish doesn't hear it though. It keeps getting louder and louder but Maloish doesn't seem to hear it. He is in deep sleep. The alarm snoozes after 15 minutes and Maloish doesn't notice. At 5:30 am it goes off again. (3) Maloish still doesn't hear it. He rolls over and gets into a comfortable position.

(16) - The beeping is now intensifying again and Maloish awakes startled. He looks at the clock and panics. He is supposed to be at the gym at 7 am and he still hasn't gotten out of bed. In a rush, he hops in the shower and gets dressed. (10) - He grabs a banana for the car ride over to the gym. He forgets to make coffee so he is still groggy.

 

(17) - Maloish somehow makes it to the gym on time for the team workout session. He ate his banana on the car ride over here. After a rough start, Maloish thinks everything is turning in his favor again. The workout session goes as planned and he's feeling good. (12) - He decides to push himself a bit further against the coach's wishes. He decides to do some cardio on the treadmill to listen to his music for a bit. (10) - After a few miles, Maloish decides to stop so he doesn't get hurt. He doesn't wait for the treadmill to fully stop before stepping off. He slips and falls over unharmed. (3) - Unfortunately, Maloish wasn't the only one in the gym. One of his trainers and a few players watched him fall on his face. Maloish is embarrassed.

 

After working out he decides to get some food before the ice practice in the afternoon. (5) - His car decides to not start though. He also forgot to charge his phone last night so he can't call AAA. He goes back inside the gym and asks someone for a boost or a lift. (17) - Not only did a trainer help him boost his car, but he also had a spare charger and battery bank for him to charge his phone. "I owe you one."

 

 (20) - Maloish eats a very healthy meal after charging up his car and his phone. He is feeling great and ready for a little nap before taking to the ice later. He heads home and plugs his phone. He takes a power nap and is re-energized and ready for practice.

 

(15) - He gets to practice on time and is one of the first people on the ice before practice. Maloish, being the only one on the ice, decides to shoot around a bit to loosen up. (2) - Every shot he takes misses the net wide. His teammates watching aren't impressed. "I'm just warming up." (10) - He decides to just blast one last puck before practice starts. He winds up and snaps his stick but it goes in. Small victories?

 

(16) - Practice goes as planned. While Maloish couldn't impress with his antics before, he is turning heads in practice with how hard he is going. He is pushing himself to the limits to impress the coach and his teammates. 

 

(11) - After practice is over the team is going out to eat at a restaurant to celebrate the new season. His car is now working after a bit of a struggle but he manages to get there in one piece. Of course, it's an Italian restaurant... Maloish's favorite. (20) - The meal is perfect and he bonds with his teammates. Not only did he win them over with his practice, but his charisma is shining. His teammates are warming up to him and he feels welcome. As the night winds down, Maloish gets nervous. He knows that the rookies have to put their cards in a bowl and whichever gets pulled is used. Since Maloish is new to the team, they make him put his card in the bowl. (12) - Maloish sighs in relief as his card isn't pulled. A bullet was dodged.

 

After an eventful day, Maloish decides to relax at home in his rental. His teammates invite him to go to a local bar for some drinks. (6) - "Sorry guys, I'm not that much of a drinker. Maybe next time". They nod and laugh as they walk away.

 

Back at his house, he is relaxing on the couch. Did he forget anything today? (1) - Maloish is oblivious to the fact that his phone is ringing. His rent is past due and he has been ignoring his landlord. A bunch of angry texts comes in as well as Maloish dozes off to sleep. (14) - A loud banging on the door startles him awake. 11pm, who could that be? He opens the door to find his landlord fuming and screaming at him. "OH RIGHT!! I forgot about the rent. I'm so sorry, this won't happen again. I promise." He finds the checkbook and writes a check for him. (10) - The landlord doesn't buy it but gives him one more chance.

 

Maloish gets ready for bed properly and gets into bed. What a day. I'm sure tomorrow will be better. (20) - Maloish falls asleep soundly knowing tomorrow will be better. He can feel it.

 

There you have it. A day in the life of Scoish Velociraptor Maloish. I'm sorry if it was boring. It's a new concept I figured I'd try out. The google d20 hates me and gave me a lot of bad rolls. Had to improvise a lot of negative things. That natural 20 at the end makes up for it though. Let me know if you think I should do more of these.

 

1021 - Claiming 2 weeks

[youloser1337 1,117]

Week 2