Goddamn these electric sex pants!

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Callum Murray over the offseason spends his days working at his old job. Not because he needs the money he just likes the work and the fact it is in London only some people recognise him. He works for a multi-million dollar company in the IT department. During his stint there he suffered an electrical shock and appears to have forgotten everything he knows about computers as well as hockey. 

 

The incident happened last week where he was working on his bosses electric sex pants. His boss Mr. Douglas Reynholm was ordered by the court to wear electrical trousers that would shock him if aroused at work. When they started malfunctioning he seeked assistance from the IT department. Since Callum Murray was the only one there at the time he was the one working on them when he was electrocuted. This appears to have affected his memory and he has forgotten everything he knows about hockey as well as computers.

 

When discussing this with doctors they believe it will only be temporary but at the same time will be more susceptible to anything he is taught in the next week. 

 

The coaches of the LA Stars think they will use this to their advantage and practice shooting with Murray. Turning the once great playmaker into someone who can also put up a few more goals.

 

General manager of the LA Stars believe that this could be a pivotal moment for Murray and the Stars and think next season they could make a great run at the playoffs.

 

Hopefully Murray will be back to his normal self by season start or all he will be able to say by then is "Goddamn these electric sex pants!"