North Americas Leagues is CHAOS

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Hello! 

 

I am Keita Kourou, best every hockey on ices player from Sahara Desert! I come long way from learning skating by running down dunes in Mali and clubbing sister's heads with stick. 

 

I finish play hockey with Saskatuna Wiled. All happen so fast. Missionaries brought me to Canada, got to arena joined team, played off (is that right word for end of year play?). Then very fast Saskatuna say GOODBYE and I no longer Wiled.

 

New hockey on ices team says they take me in tournament. But I just finish tournament with Saskatuna so I afraid this means no more hockey. But I still dream of play like Wayn Gritty or Mary O'Lummox so now that I in country with always winter and big ice gladiator houses I think better I play all hockey on ices I can. So I play in tournament hockey with team called STEEL against teams with even worse names than Wiled or Steel. Pickles? What pickles do with hockey on ices? I do no no. 

 

Any way. Steel hockey end like Wiled hockey; tournament losings. Now must wait for next hockey, and here come other North Americas hockey thing I no no: a draft. I no being part of group where head of group in charge. Big man thump dad? Big man your new dad. Bigger man thump new dad? Newer dad. Bigger dad. Familiar in desert. But in Americas, big men no thump small man, big men sit around tables and chooses players for new hockey clubs. Why no use violence when hockey violent sport? I no no. 

 

I hears from four teams, Messysoggy, Ottawand, Sandy Ego, and some other I forget because I still learn my phone using. I hopes some team sees in me little African kid next Gritty or O'Lummox. I am Keita Kourou and I come long way be good hockey player. I go longer way yet.