London Press Conference

[Aimee 1,140]

Just now, JCarson said:

week of June 11

 

1) Landon Wolanin is currently resting by doing some camping, do you like to go camping

2) Off season tournaments happen frequently, do you take part in off season tournaments

3) What is the best part of off season tournaments for you

4) I've heard rumor that Triller is on the search for onions, do you think he will find them

5) What is the best part of offseason for you

6) What is the worst part of offseason for you

1. Never been but if I went, I would have to do it glamping style.

2. Yes! Joined the ProAm for the first time, and got selected for Team USA in the WJC!

3. Just getting to see Jesse's performance in a different scenario.

4. Depends if he's an ogre in a field talking to a donkey. If so, then yes.

5. Being able to rack up all the TPE without having to worry about current performances.

6. Having to come up with media spot topics.

[JCarson 734]

Well it is that time again, start of the next season, so lets start with a fun Press conference

 

1) What is your preferred eye? (Don't ask, this question comes directly from ex-London player Sam)

2) What is one characteristic you want you player to be described by at the end of the season?

3) If you could ask any one teammate, one question, what would it be?

4) Which player from London United dropped the cup during their day with it?

5) Prediction Time: Which player on London will lead the team in production in season 89?

6) Prediction Time: What position will London hold at the end of Season 89 regular season?

[Aimee 1,140]

Just now, JCarson said:

Well it is that time again, start of the next season, so lets start with a fun Press conference

 

1) What is your preferred eye? (Don't ask, this question comes directly from ex-London player Sam)

2) What is one characteristic you want you player to be described by at the end of the season?

3) If you could ask any one teammate, one question, what would it be?

4) Which player from London United dropped the cup during their day with it?

5) Prediction Time: Which player on London will lead the team in production in season 89?

6) Prediction Time: What position will London hold at the end of Season 89 regular season?

1. Right

2. Formidable!

3. I want to know Leonard Triller is so damn bad ass.

4. Molly the Cat for sure. How could they with no opposable thumbs???

5. I think Siyan.

6. Probably 2nd or 3rd.

[jacobcarson877 2,547]

6 minutes ago, JCarson said:

Well it is that time again, start of the next season, so lets start with a fun Press conference

 

1) What is your preferred eye? (Don't ask, this question comes directly from ex-London player Sam)

2) What is one characteristic you want you player to be described by at the end of the season?

3) If you could ask any one teammate, one question, what would it be?

4) Which player from London United dropped the cup during their day with it?

5) Prediction Time: Which player on London will lead the team in production in season 89?

6) Prediction Time: What position will London hold at the end of Season 89 regular season?

1. My left eye for sure, I do most of my seeing through it.
2. Good at hitting the net.
3. @vincentlg2007 when is your player going to get good?
4. Well I can't imagine my cat holding a cup for very long.
5. Goals? Molly the Cat. Assists? Siyan. Points? Probably also Molly the Cat.

6. 3rd in EU, 5th overall.

[vincentlg2007 498]

12 minutes ago, jacobcarson877 said:

. @vincentlg2007 when is your player going to get good?

spoke with Simon,  when you’ll have more then 99 pts 

[Triller 1,684]

1 hour ago, JCarson said:

Well it is that time again, start of the next season, so lets start with a fun Press conference

 

1) What is your preferred eye? (Don't ask, this question comes directly from ex-London player Sam)

2) What is one characteristic you want you player to be described by at the end of the season?

3) If you could ask any one teammate, one question, what would it be?

4) Which player from London United dropped the cup during their day with it?

5) Prediction Time: Which player on London will lead the team in production in season 89?

6) Prediction Time: What position will London hold at the end of Season 89 regular season?

 

1.  Depends how you look at it, I prefer to have my right eye open, in the same vein I prefer to have my left eye closed.  I think it is because winking with my left distorts my face less than winking with my right?  Also as a kid with a pellet gun back in the day, I sight with my right eye.  Sam REALLY wants to be a Londoner!

 

2.  Clutch!  I know my player isn't going to be topping any charts this season so I just want him to show up when he is most needed.  Contribute when it counts the most.  Assist on those big OT goals and all that.

 

3.  I would ask Jesse Teno how they get focused for a game.  How do they get in the zone and be ready for when pucks are being wired at them at 90mph on the nightly!

 

4.  Ivan Retoslav 100%.  Was trying to take a selfie with it and instead of setting it down, held it with one hand and their phone in the other.  Definitely dropped it.

 

5.   I think Molly the Cat will be at the top of the team.  Everyone will need to step up but I think Molly will dominate!

 

 

6.  3rd in the conference is what I am thinking.  Always have to go with better than last season.

[JCarson 734]

1) What brand stick do you use?

2) What is your go to pre-game meal?

3) Do you use Smelling salts?

4) Water or sport drink during game?

5)  What color tape do you prefer on your stick?

6) Do you have a pre-game ritual, if so what is it?

[Aimee 1,140]

On 6/18/2023 at 1:39 PM, JCarson said:

1) What brand stick do you use?

2) What is your go to pre-game meal?

3) Do you use Smelling salts?

4) Water or sport drink during game?

5)  What color tape do you prefer on your stick?

6) Do you have a pre-game ritual, if so what is it?

1. Bauer

2. Spicy pork and broccoli!

3. Nope. Jesse stays awake by sheer will.

4. Light blue gatorade.

5. White. Makes it harder for shooters to see it.

6. Jesse likes to run up and down the halls praising Simon.

[Triller 1,684]

On 6/18/2023 at 10:39 AM, JCarson said:

1) What brand stick do you use?

2) What is your go to pre-game meal?

3) Do you use Smelling salts?

4) Water or sport drink during game?

5)  What color tape do you prefer on your stick?

6) Do you have a pre-game ritual, if so what is it?

1.  A KGW Custom Stick of course!  Still need to do a graphic for my London stick!  Also have to create a Championship stick!

2.  Garlic Shrimp and Pasta with a can of Coke!

3.  Triller does, loves the kick and how it clears his head.  I personally have never tried smelling salts.  Super curious about it though!

4.  Sport Drink.  I have to assume that science has created something that hydrates better and gets me what I need quicker than water.  Have I done any actual research into it, no, but with this many sport drink options, there has to be something to it especially when elite athletes are drinking it.

5.  Black, doesn't show marks and hides the puck ever so slightly?

6.  No pre-game rituals.  Triller doesn't want to believe that anything he ritualistically does before the game can have more of an impact than the hard work him and his team puts into training and practicing.  Come in prepared and be the best you can be!

[JCarson 734]

This is a get to know you press conference

 

1) Favorite music group?

2) Favorite TV show?

3) Favorite Movie?

4) Favorite Book/Book Series?

5) Favorite Video Game?

6) Do you Knit or would you like to learn to knit?

[Triller 1,684]

10 minutes ago, JCarson said:

This is a get to know you press conference

 

1) Favorite music group?

2) Favorite TV show?

3) Favorite Movie?

4) Favorite Book/Book Series?

5) Favorite Video Game?

6) Do you Knit or would you like to learn to knit?

1.  That is a tough one.  Maybe the Red Hot Chilipeppers or The Killers.  I do like a lot of Roxette songs as well.  When I was younger I'd say Linkin Park or The Beastie Boys.

 

2.  Clone High USA, Gargoyles, the original Pokemon, Avatar The Last Airbender and Gravity Falls for cartoons then probably The Expanse and The X-Files for live action.  Love me some sci-fi!

 

3.  The 1986 Transformers Movie and the Rescuers Down Under for animated and The Matrix, Rock n Rolla, Blade Runner 2049, Fight Club, Clockwork Orange and oddly a movie called Surfer Dude.

 

4.  I have always kept up with the Halo book series based on the video game universe.  So many books but the universe building is awesome!  I read a book back in grade 9 called Calculating God and it always stuck in my head.  To be honest though, I don't think I have ever re-read a book oddly enough.

 

5.  The original Halo and Mass Effect trilogies for sure!  Pokemon Red and Gold specifically.  The NHL Series as well has always been a mainstay.  Skyrim was amazing and gives me hope for the upcoming Starfield.

 

6.  I do not knit.  Currently don't have a desire to but maybe someday!  Not as much time for hobbies these days with the 8 month old but eventually I will have time!

 

 

[Scurvy 1,531]

Hello. Crashing your PC
 

1. Godsmack

 

2. Hmmm....Scrubs

 

3. Die Hard 1, Rocky 1-4, Rambo

 

4. favorite book is probably Term Limits by Vince Flynn,  Book series Mitch Rapp (Vince Flynn), Malayan by Stephen Erickson

 

5. EA- NHL, Skyrim

 

6.  No and NO

[Aimee 1,140]

On 6/25/2023 at 1:32 PM, JCarson said:

This is a get to know you press conference

 

1) Favorite music group?

2) Favorite TV show?

3) Favorite Movie?

4) Favorite Book/Book Series?

5) Favorite Video Game?

6) Do you Knit or would you like to learn to knit?

1. Lately it's been Punk Rock Factory and Sub-radio

2. Charmed as my comfort show but Stargate SG-1 as my all-time

3. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (the original)

4. Eragon / The Inheritance Cycle

5. Tetris and LEGO Star Wars

6. I tried! My mom has been knitting for nearly 20 years and I gave it a shot in college but I don't have the patience for it.

[JCarson 734]

Some fun questions for the weak:

 

1) Are you afraid of clowns

2) If you are driving in the country and see a field of cows ,do you proclaim COWS

3) What is your favorite chocolate bar

4) Do you prefer your house to be warm or cold

5) Who in your house controls the thermostat?

6) Do you enjoy rainy days

[jacobcarson877 2,547]

5 minutes ago, JCarson said:

Some fun questions for the weak:

 

1) Are you afraid of clowns

2) If you are driving in the country and see a field of cows ,do you proclaim COWS

3) What is your favorite chocolate bar

4) Do you prefer your house to be warm or cold

5) Who in your house controls the thermostat?

6) Do you enjoy rainy days

1) I wouldn't say its a fear, more a general distrust.
2) I will definitely identify them, or try to communicate with them.

3) Usually the most available one, but Hershey's Cookies and Cream is probably it.

4) Cold. I can always put more clothes on.
5) You? I think? All I know is I've never touched it.
6) Yes. Except when it makes my head hurt.

[Triller 1,684]

29 minutes ago, JCarson said:

Some fun questions for the weak:

 

1) Are you afraid of clowns

2) If you are driving in the country and see a field of cows ,do you proclaim COWS

3) What is your favorite chocolate bar

4) Do you prefer your house to be warm or cold

5) Who in your house controls the thermostat?

6) Do you enjoy rainy days

1.  Not afraid but more confused as to why anyone ever thought that kids should like strangers in exaggerated makeup and crazy clothes when my child gets upset if I put on a hat.

 

2.  Lol not anymore but my wife recently proclaimed horses when they were very clearly cows so I might have to bring it back!

 

3.  Oh man.  This is one of the toughest questions you've put forth so far.  I think Reese's Peanut Butter Cups likely stand at the top for me but Caramilk, Peanut Butter Oh Henry and 3 Musketeers are always right there.  If I'm going through check out and see the peanut butter Oh Henry it is basically an automatic purchase though. Just a milk chocolate bar is nice to have as well and sits with a Snickers or Mars bar in my mind.  Do Peanut Butter Cups count as a chocolate bar?  Maybe a question for my team presser!

 

4.  Cold, always cold especially when sleeping!  Expensive in the summer but cheap in the winter!  Offset my costs.

 

5.  We both do and that usually results in me waking up at night to turn the AC on in the summer cause she likes it warmer while I am sweating through the mattress!

 

6.  I do but only because it makes me feel less guilty about not doing something outside.  However, I don't like being IN the rain.  That sucks.

[Subject056 1,239]

8 hours ago, Triller said:

 

2.  Lol not anymore but my wife recently proclaimed horses when they were very clearly cows so I might have to bring it back!

 

I'd like to clarify to the people that I did not mix up horses and cows . There were some horses next to cows in a field and I said 'horses' then Triller looked over and saw the cows and thought I call the cows horses. He was driving and did not further investigate to see if my horse claims were sound.

 

I'd also like to add London has some of the best Press Conference questions out there!

[Aimee 1,140]

20 hours ago, JCarson said:

Some fun questions for the weak:

 

1) Are you afraid of clowns

2) If you are driving in the country and see a field of cows ,do you proclaim COWS

3) What is your favorite chocolate bar

4) Do you prefer your house to be warm or cold

5) Who in your house controls the thermostat?

6) Do you enjoy rainy days

1. Not afraid, but not thrilled when I see them.

2. Nope. I moo.

3. Classic Hershey's.

4. Cold! Snuggle under all the blankets and there are only so many layers you can take off when it's hot.

5. Mostly me unless she's not happy with the set temp lol.

6. Yes! But only from inside lol.

[JCarson 734]

1) You have been appointed the pre game snack guru, you must pick 3 of your teammates and 3 different pieces of fruit, give each of the chosen teammates one of the pieces of fruit for a snack.

2) An extremely horrendous odor has presented itself in the locker room, more than likely it is the smell of someone's skates.  Who's skates smell the worst in the locker room?

3) You have the opportunity to play a prank on one of your teammates, what prank are you pulling and on which teammate?

4) Molly the Cat a few seasons ago, created a charity program where they invite individuals to enjoy a game in one of the boxes, the specially designed box is called the "Litter Box".  If you had a personal box at the stadium what would you call it?

5) The chef at the arenas premium restaurant has approached you to co-design a signature dish to be added to the menu, what is your dish and what is it called?

6) The GM has accidentally left his cell phone in the locker room, open and with security decommissioned, what do you do?

[Aimee 1,140]

19 hours ago, JCarson said:

1) You have been appointed the pre game snack guru, you must pick 3 of your teammates and 3 different pieces of fruit, give each of the chosen teammates one of the pieces of fruit for a snack.

2) An extremely horrendous odor has presented itself in the locker room, more than likely it is the smell of someone's skates.  Who's skates smell the worst in the locker room?

3) You have the opportunity to play a prank on one of your teammates, what prank are you pulling and on which teammate?

4) Molly the Cat a few seasons ago, created a charity program where they invite individuals to enjoy a game in one of the boxes, the specially designed box is called the "Litter Box".  If you had a personal box at the stadium what would you call it?

5) The chef at the arenas premium restaurant has approached you to co-design a signature dish to be added to the menu, what is your dish and what is it called?

6) The GM has accidentally left his cell phone in the locker room, open and with security decommissioned, what do you do?

1. Molly the Cat - Banana, Triller - Pineapple, Siyan - Straberries

2. Molly the Cat. Probably the litter.

3. Going to tell Triller that there is a snake in his boot but actually it's a bunch of Woody dolls that I pull the strings on at the same time.

4. The Ten-0 (100 degree view)

5. The Pasgetti. It's spaghetti with just parmesan cheese.

6. Text my agent that I'm getting a $1 million raise.

[Triller 1,684]

On 7/9/2023 at 12:01 PM, JCarson said:

1) You have been appointed the pre game snack guru, you must pick 3 of your teammates and 3 different pieces of fruit, give each of the chosen teammates one of the pieces of fruit for a snack.

2) An extremely horrendous odor has presented itself in the locker room, more than likely it is the smell of someone's skates.  Who's skates smell the worst in the locker room?

3) You have the opportunity to play a prank on one of your teammates, what prank are you pulling and on which teammate?

4) Molly the Cat a few seasons ago, created a charity program where they invite individuals to enjoy a game in one of the boxes, the specially designed box is called the "Litter Box".  If you had a personal box at the stadium what would you call it?

5) The chef at the arenas premium restaurant has approached you to co-design a signature dish to be added to the menu, what is your dish and what is it called?

6) The GM has accidentally left his cell phone in the locker room, open and with security decommissioned, what do you do?

1.  Teno I think will get oranges.  Pre sliced of course!  Get that energy in before the game!  Molly the Cat will get blueberries if that counts.  My old cat used to love blueberries so hopefully Molly does as well!  Last I will go with is Igor Molotov and I would give them Watermelon to cool off before the game!

 

2.  Womp Jr!  Heavy hitter, working hard 24-7 has to build up an odor!

 

3.  The Board Game Clue and I would fill their locker with Monopoly!  All the different versions I could get my hands on.

4.  This is a tough one!  My players name is not very punny.  I have recently been told though that Trill in slang means "true" or "real" so maybe I go with something simple like the "Trill United"?

 

5.  I love me a fruit salad with whip cream so I would have to go with that and call it the "Fruit Party".

 

6.  Call his Dad!

[JCarson 734]

It is getting more difficult to come up with questions so this week we are going to play the game, would your rather?

 

1) Would you rather eat fruits or vegetables? (thought I would start off easy)

2) Would you rather be 10 feet tall or 2 feet tall?

3) Would you rather play tennis or golf in the offseason?

4) Would you rather have green skin or blue skin?

5) Would you rather have to use only mustard or only ketchup as a condiment?

6) Would you rather live in a pink house or drive a pink car?

[Aimee 1,140]

2 hours ago, JCarson said:

It is getting more difficult to come up with questions so this week we are going to play the game, would your rather?

 

1) Would you rather eat fruits or vegetables? (thought I would start off easy)

2) Would you rather be 10 feet tall or 2 feet tall?

3) Would you rather play tennis or golf in the offseason?

4) Would you rather have green skin or blue skin?

5) Would you rather have to use only mustard or only ketchup as a condiment?

6) Would you rather live in a pink house or drive a pink car?

1. Fruits! Bananas all day

2. 10 feet. Easier to get big things over small things.

3. Tennis! Part of my family are big tennis people and I learned when I was a kid so it just works.

4. Green.

5. Ketchup. I put it on everything as a kid.

6. Live in a pink house. Pink car will be a good cop target.

[Triller 1,684]

2 hours ago, JCarson said:

It is getting more difficult to come up with questions so this week we are going to play the game, would your rather?

 

1) Would you rather eat fruits or vegetables? (thought I would start off easy)

2) Would you rather be 10 feet tall or 2 feet tall?

3) Would you rather play tennis or golf in the offseason?

4) Would you rather have green skin or blue skin?

5) Would you rather have to use only mustard or only ketchup as a condiment?

6) Would you rather live in a pink house or drive a pink car?

I know what you mean with the presser questions.  I've been doing them in Houston and every week it is an afterthought then I panic to get it out.

 

1.  Fruits for sure.  I like sweet and fruits deliver, especially berries!  I could live off of blueberries and strawberries.

 

2.  10 feet.  I'm 6'4 so I'm slightly closer to 10 than 2 and though I run into annoyances even at this height, I'm too used to it to be shorter.

 

3.  Golf for sure.  I golf a bit already and though I am not great at it, I like the more casual nature it can be played at.

 

4.  Hmmm, this is a tough one!  I like swimming and there is a perfect song for being blue so I am going to say Blue!

 

5.  Ketchup.  I couldn't imagine putting mustard on fries.  I rarely use mustard as is so Ketchup for sure.

 

6.  Pink car!  I like my house as is but if I lived in an apartment, pink house all the way!

Edited July 16, 2023 by Triller

[JCarson 734]

1) If London can't win the Championship, which team do you thin should win?

2) Which player on London will have the most points during the playoffs?

3) Wil we win the play in round against Prague?

4) Who in the North American Conference should Make the Championship finals?

5) Will Jesse Teno put up a similar performance in the playoffs as season 88?

6) What is one improvement we should make in the offseason?