Strasmore Stammers

[Phil 5,129]

Strasmore stumbled out of the bar on Friday night and stammered and stumbled his way through the press conference the next morning.

 

It was hard to get a cohesive statement out of the Wrangler entering his second season in the league. He seemed lethargic and like it was immensely painful to get the words out of his mouth.

 

however he basically said that he’s excited for the season and he is ready to go. We won’t even bother quoting him, since it didn’t make much sense, but he seemed generally sincere. 
 

Strasmore was displeased that we changed his press conference from Sunday morning to Saturday, probably for the reason that he was going out on the Friday night. Oh well.