Juan Ceson is more popular than Taylor Swift

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Las Vegas Aces star defender, captain, and fan favorite, in no stranger to fanfare and controversy.  Juan Ceson, @dylanjj37is loved all around the world, and the well respected, dynamic public figure is completely familiar with the demands of his supporters.  In fact, the latest debacle by Ticketmaster with Taylor Swift, led Juan Ceson to reach out to the singer and offer some advice.  Ceson has been dealing with ticket sales clusters throughout his career as a hockey star.  The content of the conversation between Ceson and Swift is unknown, but there are rumors coming from the Swift publicity team that she has asked Juan Ceson to join her on tour.

 

If this rumor had some teeth, it would be impossible to control crowds of this magnitude.  Considering that wherever Juan Ceson plays hockey, arenas are sold out months in advance, and scalpers have been known to attempt to gouge ticket goers.  It wasn’t until Juan Ceson took control of ticket sales by owning all tickets, that things were under control.  Even at the away arenas, Juan Ceson’s team of ticket moderators manage the sales.  Given Juan’s charitable demeanor, every ticket holder enters the building excited and leaves ecstatic.  Every downtown street in major cities will find Juan Ceson fans wearing a variety of fan appreciation.  For all of you people who think Taylor Swift is an entertainer, her stardom doesn’t compare to Juan Ceson.  Juan Ceson could possibly be the most famous public figure in world history.

 

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5 hours ago, Thunder said:

Las Vegas Aces star defender, captain, and fan favorite, in no stranger to fanfare and controversy.  Juan Ceson, @dylanjj37is loved all around the world, and the well respected, dynamic public figure is completely familiar with the demands of his supporters.  In fact, the latest debacle by Ticketmaster with Taylor Swift, led Juan Ceson to reach out to the singer and offer some advice.  Ceson has been dealing with ticket sales clusters throughout his career as a hockey star.  The content of the conversation between Ceson and Swift is unknown, but there are rumors coming from the Swift publicity team that she has asked Juan Ceson to join her on tour.

 

If this rumor had some teeth, it would be impossible to control crowds of this magnitude.  Considering that wherever Juan Ceson plays hockey, arenas are sold out months in advance, and scalpers have been known to attempt to gouge ticket goers.  It wasn’t until Juan Ceson took control of ticket sales by owning all tickets, that things were under control.  Even at the away arenas, Juan Ceson’s team of ticket moderators manage the sales.  Given Juan’s charitable demeanor, every ticket holder enters the building excited and leaves ecstatic.  Every downtown street in major cities will find Juan Ceson fans wearing a variety of fan appreciation.  For all of you people who think Taylor Swift is an entertainer, her stardom doesn’t compare to Juan Ceson.  Juan Ceson could possibly be the most famous public figure in world history.

 

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you know there are always tickets available for you thunder!

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10 hours ago, Thunder said:

Las Vegas Aces star defender, captain, and fan favorite, in no stranger to fanfare and controversy.  Juan Ceson, @dylanjj37is loved all around the world, and the well respected, dynamic public figure is completely familiar with the demands of his supporters.  In fact, the latest debacle by Ticketmaster with Taylor Swift, led Juan Ceson to reach out to the singer and offer some advice.  Ceson has been dealing with ticket sales clusters throughout his career as a hockey star.  The content of the conversation between Ceson and Swift is unknown, but there are rumors coming from the Swift publicity team that she has asked Juan Ceson to join her on tour.

 

If this rumor had some teeth, it would be impossible to control crowds of this magnitude.  Considering that wherever Juan Ceson plays hockey, arenas are sold out months in advance, and scalpers have been known to attempt to gouge ticket goers.  It wasn’t until Juan Ceson took control of ticket sales by owning all tickets, that things were under control.  Even at the away arenas, Juan Ceson’s team of ticket moderators manage the sales.  Given Juan’s charitable demeanor, every ticket holder enters the building excited and leaves ecstatic.  Every downtown street in major cities will find Juan Ceson fans wearing a variety of fan appreciation.  For all of you people who think Taylor Swift is an entertainer, her stardom doesn’t compare to Juan Ceson.  Juan Ceson could possibly be the most famous public figure in world history.

 

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When Juan's teammate is literally Taylor's 2nd cousin and you don't take the chance to make the connection T-T... Ya done goofed