John Cimarno 252 Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 John Richards woke up one day and decided he wanted to become a hockey player. He joined his local Rec hockey team at the ripe young age of 83 and absolutely dogged on them kids. Skating laps around them 3'7 kids one named T Mii Upp. With the best hair on the team, Richards became a silverback gorilla and haunted his father. One day Richards didn't want to be gorilla so he decided to go Mean Margaret mode on his mirror and then ate his toothbrush while @sadie cried in the shower because she left the fry alone too long. John turned into John 2 and was better than John. John had officially died. John 2 is now John better. Anyways, John 2 was a lizard and watched tv while hanging upside down from his floor with a broom. @kirbithan ate @sadie fry so she is now a monster. We canceled @kirbithan and we all cheered up because the absolute unit of a dog the pomeranian @Jason kranzcame in and said "oy, this is my house" and crapped on the carpet. John 2 died because this tragic moment so that meant that Kirby was uncanceled and was now a menace to society. Kirby was soon placed on the FBI's top 10 most dangerous things list. No one has ever seen Kirby since the "Fry" incident and Sadie hasn't stopped crying since. Jason is living his best life eating tomatoes and wathing whatever dogs watch on youtube. John Richards' Chronicles PT.2 maybe next week. kirbithan, sadie, Alex and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 I LOVE THIS, great job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triller 1,647 Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 I'm so confused! Lol Was this a make your own mad lib or generated by an AI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadie 893 Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 can confirm i am still crying John Cimarno and kirbithan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cimarno 252 Posted November 27, 2022 Author Share Posted November 27, 2022 14 hours ago, Triller said: I'm so confused! Lol Was this a make your own mad lib or generated by an AI? no lol I tend to make my articles less serious and more entertaining for the sake of having fun so it makes the read more enjoyable and the writing more enjoyable as well. Triller 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cimarno 252 Posted November 27, 2022 Author Share Posted November 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, sadie said: can confirm i am still crying Sadie it's ok the fry incident won't happen again, I'm sure Kirby isn't a repeat offender... sadie and kirbithan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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