VLG, the bless and the curse ?

[vincentlg2007 497]

After an eventful season 85, VLG ended up with a Cologne Express AGM position and a 94 points season in the VHLM along with 43 goals. We could also note the +17, 126 hits and 44 shots blocked during that season.

 

 

Meanwhile this season he is on pace for 70pts, 28 goals, +15, 69 hits, 7 shots blocked. As a 200 TPE player in the VHLM everyone expected better from him, him in the first place. Especially after having such a wonderful season last season.

 

 

Actually, those struggles didn't start this season, they started in the s85 VHLM playoffs, in the 6 games series between San Diego and Las Vegas that ended with a Las Vegas win VLG only had 1 goal and 1 assist along with a -4, 7 hits but a notable 8 shots blocked. Although, that goal was an overtime goal ( even tough he had 2 penalties one for hooking and one for slashing in the same game). A defeat in the first round... not a real blessing let's be fair. 

 

But going back to this season's struggles, the Marlins are currently first in the league by a 12 points lead over Lemorse's Reapers ( Lemorse and his agm Pifferfish are 2 members that are active in the marlins discord too. Could that also be a blessing??). The Marlins have a record of 24-4-0 for 48 points having only dropped 8 points since the start of the season ( wow 24 times 2 and 4 times 2 really hard Math equations). Maybe the 200tpe VLG isn't producing but there's something in San Diego that brings good luck. in S85 the marlins had a record of 34-30-8 for 76 pts for 4th in the west and 8th in the league. The 24-4-0 record of San Diego means they are on pace for 123 points and still first in the league.

 

 

 

Let's talk about the AGM job with Cologne, Last season Leandrofg (or Leanfrog) decided to appoint the rookie Quebec as his assistant general manager. A decision that could have been seen as miserable since Vincent Laroche-Gagnier had only been AGM for Jacob's team Europe at the s84 world juniors at that time. But after his appointement Cologne went all the way to the final where they sadly lost in 6 games to Oslo. Cologne still had a very good s84 let's be honest but their regular season record was 41-22-9 for 91 pts and 3rd in the league. This season Cologne is an unstoppable beast that destroy everything they come upon. Every team in the VHLE cry themselves to sleep before and after playing agains't Cologne. Their current record is 27-3-0 for 54 pts and they are on pace for 129pts which is amazing let's be honest. A good 38 points upgrade. The 2nd team in the VHLE is Rome 15 points behind  with 39 point and on pace for 90pts ( Cologne as played 1 less game than Rome)

 

 

Everyone is shocked by the revelation, maybe his stat line is horrific but he has a charm. Perhaps, he looks like a divinity. Maybe it's not a coincidence... maybe... maybe not

 

Maybe this has something to do with a Satanic cult of Russian teletubbies

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credit to @sadie for this graphic 

 

 

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