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B-CHI D1 thanks Juan Ceson for elite BOT training.


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While in the middle of having the two-way career of it's life, in an interview with VHL press the now famous bot B-CHI D1 shared the secret to its incredibly successful season, that sees it sitting in the top 5 for +/- in the entire league. It turns out that in the off-season it attended Juan Ceson's Bot training program based out of the Juan Ceson Practice Facility in Las Vegas. A program that's seen success stories like the Mississauga defense from the S84 regular season and reportedly also a certain Warsaw bot of legend through it's ranks earlier.

 

When asked about what exactly happens inside the facility that makes all bots that attend it so elite, Juan Ceson refused to comment and his manger Captain Best Bot Ever @dylanjj37 simply replied by pretending to be dead for about 3 days straight. So we're none the wiser as to what secret techniques are being applied in Vegas to bring bots up to these unthinkable levels of play. Though rumor has it the infamous substance Clue Glue™ has some part in the process.

On 12/11/2022 at 11:45 AM, Shindigs said:

While in the middle of having the two-way career of it's life, in an interview with VHL press the now famous bot B-CHI D1 shared the secret to its incredibly successful season, that sees it sitting in the top 5 for +/- in the entire league. It turns out that in the off-season it attended Juan Ceson's Bot training program based out of the Juan Ceson Practice Facility in Las Vegas. A program that's seen success stories like the Mississauga defense from the S84 regular season and reportedly also a certain Warsaw bot of legend through it's ranks earlier.

 

When asked about what exactly happens inside the facility that makes all bots that attend it so elite, Juan Ceson refused to comment and his manger Captain Best Bot Ever @dylanjj37 simply replied by pretending to be dead for about 3 days straight. So we're none the wiser as to what secret techniques are being applied in Vegas to bring bots up to these unthinkable levels of play. Though rumor has it the infamous substance Clue Glue™ has some part in the process.

 

i can confirm that clue glue is absolutely not involved. we dont do that here.

13 hours ago, dylanjj37 said:

 

i can confirm that clue glue is absolutely not involved. we dont do that here.

I mean we just covered the whole thing in it after it arrived in Chicago regardless.

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