FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist - Prospect Scouting Report

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S.nubbed Analfist Prospect Scouting Report

 

 

Analfist Declares for the VHLM
On Monday December the 12th, 2022, S.nubbed Analfist declared for the VHLM. Not a lot of hype was created as the middle aged prospect was coming into the league right after the trade deadline as teams were gearing up to make their playoff push. By this time, most of the top rosters were set, and the addition of depth players might just mess with the balance of the teams. There was virtually no interest generated for Analfist who had to reach out to teams himself to find a home to prove his worth before the off-season’s VHLM Dispersal Draft.

 

Analfist Signs in Houston
Analfist looked at his options for teams to join as he declared his eligibility for the VHL minor system. The big contending teams were all showing “full” and unable to join so Analfist knew he would need to decide between a few mid-tier teams. At first glance, Analfist thought that there would be a proper fit with him and the Ottawa Lynx. There was a need for wingers, and his play style was something the Lynx could likely use in the playoffs. However, after reaching out to the team, S.nubbed did not hear back from the management team so took that as a sign of non-interest. During this time he was then easily persuaded to take a look at the Houston Bulls team. After a quick glance and meeting with a very eager and energetic GM, Analfist decided to sign a one year 1.5 million dollar deal. Analfist will help Houston make a push towards playoffs, as he draws in on their top line.

 

Future Outlook
The future looks bright for this up and coming VHL Player. We are still a few seasons away from draft day for this prospect, however there is speculation that he could be a top draft pick. He will likely be drafted in the later stages of the first round this off-season in the VHLM Dispersal Draft. There are some insiders who have noted that this player with the size and skill, could be a top five draft pick when he enters the VHL Draft. VHL Teams have already been heard that scouts will be sent to Houston to do some long-range scouting of this player who could very well be a cornerstone player for a VHL team in 3-4 seasons.

Analfist is still kind of a cryptic prospect. Not much is known from the 45 year old out of Vasteras, Sweden. The size alone has generated some hype - while after 10 games in Houston he has shown flashes of brilliance and a knack of finding the back of the net already. This is a story worth following and a prospect that every VHL team should have on their radar.