Malmo: in the Locker Room

[Dabnad 177]

 Hello everyone, it’s Shaw back once again. Today, we will be exploring what happens in the locker room for the team you may know as Malmo. This will mainly be a role play on each player/character and is not meant to represent anything negative.

 

This act is just for entertainment purposes, I do not mean to cause any negative reactions, and I also do not mean any rude comments to anyone reading, or being mentioned in this. 
 

*game ends*

 

Max Torq - Heyyy, let’s go guys, good win today guys, we’ve been doing well recently, Boris, great as always good in the net, Shaw, you seemed a bit off today, only 4 shots blocked today.

 

Dabnad Shaw - Give me a break, I think the doctor is bored of me going in the hospital at this rate, they’re starting to give me bandages to apply myself, at the end of my carrer I can probably be a bone specialist. 

Kaleeb- Alright people, good work today, well done out there, another win, we’re on a streak let’s not let the flame extinguish, Dom (Igor Molotov) and Max (Torq), good leadership on the ice, teaching the new people how it’s done eh?

 

Igor Molotov - All in a days work, gotta get these younglings some experience. Anyways wh-

 

Boris Tzear - Finally these pads are off, I swear to god you skaters have it so much easier, it takes me like five hours to take this stuff off. You skaters have to take your skates off and call it a day. I definitely don’t get paid enough for this. 
 

Dabnad Shaw- Yeah get back to complaining, should’ve just become bigger and you can come skate with us.

 

Kaleeb - Okay you two stop bickering, anyways, today is the last game before the playoffs start, we haven’t made the playoffs this year so who are we rooting for this time?

 

Mo Probert - Considering I am not allowed to cheer for any European teams, I think I’m going for Calgary this season, you know just changing it up this time around.

 

Dabnad Shaw - I’m going with Vancouver again, definitely the favourite.

 

Boris Tzesar - I agree with Shaw, Vancouver is definitely a team I’d like see winning again.

 

Spaz - Hey everyone, sorry I missed the start of the meeting, had to finish up some formalities near the end of the game, what are we talking about today?

 

Max Troq - Just seeing who we think is going to win the cup this year, Boris (Tzesar) and (Dabnad) Shaw are going for Vancouver while Mo (Probert) is cheering for Calgary, bunch of Canadians here. 
 

Kaleeb - Alright guys, we’ve gotta empty the space, we’ve gotta leave before the home team kicks us out, I’ll make the speech short today, we did good out there today, we’ve got to remember to keep our head up, and eyes forward, if we do this every game like we did today we can win every game just like we did today. Also everyone don’t forget to enjoy your break, we will have a season-end practice tomorrow, but after that the next offical practice will be after the playoffs end so have fun, watch the playoffs, and celebrate the off-season with your family and friends see you guys tomorrow.

 

Everyone- see y’a coach

 

 

(Also Boris I spelt your name wrong on purpose)

 

Anyways that’ll be the end of me for today, until next time, this is Dabnad Shaw signing off until next time.

 

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Week ending 01-01-23