Tales of Babylon

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Tales of Babylon 

They say history never repeats itself yet they've forgotten the first empire. An empire so strong it was ages in advance in science. Babylon had proven everyone that impossible is possible. And today they're back to prove that history does repeat itself. You know the tales of Babylon, you know the tales of its wonders but do you the tales but do you know the tales of the Babylon Wonders?

 

 

Forwards

 

Daniel Janser :  Borned in the European country of Switzerland, Daniel Janser is a 5 feet 8, 183 pounds center. He is a Season 81 class player and plays for the Wranglers. Janser was drafted 8th overall in the VHL, 9th overall in the VHLE and 36th overall in the VHLM. He won a Brett Slobodzian trophy, a Kevin Brooks Trophy and a Mike Szatkowski trophy in S85 but should add some more in the S86 VHL awards ceremony. You could say that he is an historical offensive machine that beats history with his offensive vision.

 

Season	GP	G	A	P	+/-	SHT	PIM	HIT	SB	GW	PPG	SHG
86 (CGY)	72	54	66	120	39	531	118	276	35	11	8	0
85 (CGY)	72	51	57	108	28	474	140	243	36	7	11	0
84 (CGY)	72	34	41	75	26	451	119	237	23	10	4	0
83 (CGY)	72	31	41	72	-10	383	47	150	140	5	6	1
82 (CGY)	72	23	50	73	40	220	112	198	36	1	1	0
Totals	360	193

 

 

Leandro Goncalves: Borned in the European country of Portugal, Leandro Goncalves is a 6 foot 5, 220 pounds center. He is a S83 class player and also plays for the Calgary Wranglers. Leandro was drafted 9th overall in the VHL, 1st overall in the VHLE and VHLM undrafted. He has never won an award as of now but Leandro is a reliable and consistent player that any team would love to have. In his only VHLE season Goncalves ended with an historical 69 points season you could say that beats history in style.

 

Season	GP	G	A	P	+/-	SHT	PIM	HIT	SB	GW	PPG	SHG
86 (CGY)	72	36	42	78	8	468	65	184	32	3	4	2
85 (CGY)	72	33	48	81	28	404	14	55	20	3	8	1
84 (CGY)	72	24	18	42	7	246	35	56	24	3	3	0
Totals	216	93	108	201	43	1118	114	295	76	9	15	3

 

 

AJ Williams: Borned in the North-American country of Canada, AJ Williams is a 5 foot 10, 215 pounds right winger. He was a S79 season player but he is currently retired. AJ was drafted 5th overall in the VHL, 4th overall in the VHLE and 1st overall in the VHLM. He won an intercontinental cup with Seattle in S83 he has never won any other awards but this doesn't affect his legacy. Back in S83, Williams was traded from Los Angeles to Seattle in an historical trade for a S85 1st round pick, a S85 3rd round pick, Deagun Rust and VHLM dominator/Jacob's idol Sebastian Dokis. You could say getting traded for this return beats history in value. 

 

 

Season	GP	G	A	P	+/-	SHT	PIM	HIT	SB	GW	PPG	SHG
85 (SEA)	72	34	36	70	4	354	54	133	41	7	10	0
84 (SEA)	72	36	50	86	14	484	45	99	36	6	8	0
83 (SEA)	72	52	54	106	44	637	9	17	33	7	13	0
82 (LAS)	72	43	42	85	14	528	35	20	34	8	9	0
81 (LAS)	72	36	40	76	15	404	18	42	38	4	5	0
80 (LAS)	72	30	31	61	4	332	16	48	36	1	4	1
Totals	432	231	253	484	95	2739	177	359	218	33	49	1

 

 

Daryl Dixon: Borned in the North-American country of the United States of America, Daryl Dixon is a 5 foot 10, 170 pounds right winger. He is a S86 player that will play his rookie season with Helsinki soon. Daryl was drafted 3rd overall in the VHL, 2nd overall in the VHLE and 5th overall in the VHLM. He hasn't won any awards yet but he is a very exciting prospect who's progressing rapidly and should end up becoming a star player. In S86, while Dixon was with the Istanbul Red Wolves he got historically traded to the Bratislava Watchmen before playing a single for Istanbul along with Rick Grimes for Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Damian Steele and a S88 1st round pick. You could say a top 10 pick being traded before playing a single game for the team that drafted him beats history.

 

Season	GP	G	A	P	+/-	SHT	PIM	HIT	SB	GW	PPG	SHG
86 (BRA)	72	37	34	71	20	476	60	236	33	6	6	0
Totals	72	37	34	71	20	476	60	236	33	6	6	0

 

 

John Richards: Borned in the North-American country of Canada, John Richards is a 5 foot ten, 165 pounds right winger. He is a S86 player he could start his rookie season with HC Davos Dynamo next season. John was drafted 16th overall in the VHL, 10th overall in the VHLE and 9th overall in the VHLM. He hasn't won any awards but he is a good 2-way winger that should make a nice impact when he will join the big league. Richards was a part of the historical S84 marlins waivers. You could say being a marlins legend beats history.

 

 

Season	GP	G	A	P	+/-	SHT	PIM	HIT	SB	GW	PPG	SHG
86 (STO)	72	21	19	40	1	285	44	141	22	1	3	1
Totals	72	21	19	40	1	285	44	141	22	1	3	1

 

 

Oreo McFleury: Borned in the North-American country of the United-states of America, Oreo McFleury is a 6 foot 2, 196 pounds right winger. He is a S87 player so he hasn't been drafted yet but with his domination everywhere he went expect him to get drafted high and to become a dominant force in the show. He was a  part of the S86 Founder's cup Marlins team it's the only award in Oreo's young career. McFleury had an historical 25 points and 11 goals in 16 playoff games this season. You could say that such a dominant off-season beats history. 

 

 

Season	GP	G	A	P	+/-	SHT	PIM	HIT	SB	GW	PPG	SHG
86 (SDM)	72	46	45	91	34	340	38	109	6	12	15	0
85 (MEX)	20	4	6	10	19	29	8	18	0	1	0	0
Totals	92	50	51	101	53	369	46	127	6	13	15	0

 

 

 

Defenders

 

 

Babushka: Borned in the Euro-Asiatic country of Russian, Babushka is a 6 feet, 215 pounds defense man. He is a S83 player that plays for the Toronto Legion. Babushka was drafted 26th overall in the VHL, 22nd overall in the VHLE and 41st in the VHLM draft. He hasn't won any awards yet but he was 2nd in the league for shooting %. Babushka was traded 3 times in the last time 3 season a weird but historical record. You could say 2nd in the league for shooting % and getting traded 3 times is historic.

 

 

Season	GP	G	A	P	+/-	SHT	PIM	HIT	SB	GW	PPG	SHG
86 (SEA)	14	1	3	4	-3	9	6	18	27	0	0	0
86 (TOR)	58	8	17	25	-17	53	34	78	111	0	1	0
Totals	72	9	20	29	-20	62	40	96	138	0	1	0

 

 

Velociraptor Greg: Borned in the Scandinavian country of Finland, Velociraptor Greg  is a 6 foot 3, 200 pounds dinosaur that plays defense. The dinosaur is a S84 player that plays for London. Greg was drafted 18th overall in the VHL, 1st in the VHLE and 10th overall in the VHLM. The dinosaur won a Founder's cup with vegas back in S83 sadly the raptor hasn't amplified his trophy case yet. Greg was traded twice already in the VHL and got drafted 1st and 18th in the same week, with the same draft class pretty rare and historical. You could say being traded 2 before joining the league and being 1st, but not even a top 10 pick in the same week is a pretty weird achievement, but it surely beats history.

 

Season	GP	G	A	P	+/-	SHT	PIM	HIT	SB	GW	PPG	SHG
86 (LDN)	72	8	30	38	-2	192	74	115	144	2	4	0
85 (SEA)	72	7	23	30	3	107	45	56	116	1	5	0
Totals	144	15	53	68	1	299	119	171	260	3	9	0

 

 

Scoish Velociraptor Maloish: Borned in the North American country of Bermuda, Scoish Velociraptor Maloish is a 5 foot 10, 200 pounds dinosaur that plays defense. The dinosaur is a S84 player that plays for Los Angeles. Maloish was drafted 8th overall in the VHL and 32nd in the VHLE. Scoish Velociraptor Maloish has not won any awards but being a Dinosaur in the VHL is an achievement for itself. Back in S85 the dino was traded to LA along with a S87 2nd round pick for a S85 1st round pick (Astro Singh) , this 1st round pick which ended up being pick n5 ( Astro Singh)  was traded in an already historical trade tree to London along with pick 10 (Jesse Teno) for pick 3 ( Phil Strasmore)  and pick 16 ( Larry Abass Jr.). The S87 2nd round pick was traded to Helsinki along with Nic McMuffin for Bradley Buzzer. You could say being involved in such a wonderful trade tree beats history.

 

 

Season	GP	G	A	P	+/-	SHT	PIM	HIT	SB	GW	PPG	SHG
86 (LAS)	72	10	43	53	-11	153	128	224	116	1	5	0
85 (LAS)	72	12	44	56	-9	158	109	172	126	2	6	0
84 (CGY)	72	2	21	23	12	55	75	93	95	2	1	0
Totals	216	24	108	132	-8	366	312	489	337	5	12	0

 

 

Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinka: Borned in the European country of Poland, Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinka is a 6 feet 8, 222 pounds defense man. Eurydyka is a S88 player so he will be drafted in 2 seasons but he will be VHLM drafted soon. He spent s86 with Miami. In his short 7 games career has of course not won any awards yet but the future is very bright for this youngster. In 7 games, Sklodowska Dudzinka has 11 hits and 11 shots blocked which should project an historically good player 1 day. You could say that one day he will beat history with his shutdown d-man abillities.

 

 

Season	GP	G	A	P	+/-	SHT	PIM	HIT	SB	GW	PPG	SHG
86 (MIA)	7	1	1	2	-1	4	16	11	11	0	0	0
Totals	7	1	1	2	-1	4	16	11	11	0	0	0

 

 

Goaltenders

 

Alexander Minion: Borned in Asian country of Yemen, Alexander Minion is a 6 feet 1, 184 pounds goaltender. Alexander is a S85 player that will make his VHL debut with Los Angeles next season. He was drafted 36th in the VHL, 30th in the VHLE and 3rd in the VHLM. Back in S85 he won a Benoit Devreux trophy. Minion was a part of the historically loved S84 Marlins. You could say being a Marlins beats history.

 

Season	GP	W	L	OTL	SV%	GAA	SO	GA	SA	MP
86 (OSL)	64	32	25	7	0.917	2.45	4	157	1899	3845
Totals	64	32	25	7	0.917	2.45	4	157	1899	3845

 

 

General Managers

 

Zef Goncalves: Zef Goncalves is the co-chair man of the Babylon Wonders, his official title is Assistant General Manager but he is as important as the general manager to the success and credibility to the team. His past experience include: S82 JST Warriors GM which ended with a gold medal, S83 WJC Team Europe GM, S83-S84 Bratislava Watchmen AGM which ended with a Renaissance Cup finally, in S85, he ended the cake with a cherry on top: Cologne Express AGM position which brought a historical record for the most points by a VHLE team in history. You have to say making the best regular season team in history beats history itself. 

 

 

Vincent Laroche-Gagnier: Vincent Laroche-Gagnier is the main chair-man and General Manager of the Babylon Wonders. His past experience include: S84 WJC Team Europe AGM ended up with 3rd place, S85 Pro-Am Toon Squad GM which ended up with 3rd place, S86 JST Steel GM in a tournament that's not done yet and finally, AGM of the Cologne express from S85 to today which means he was also part of the historical record for most points by a VHLE team in history. VLG was the one that built and formed the Babylon wonders, an historical team. You could not say the Babylon Wonders beat history, because they are history.

 

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