Commish for a Day

[Spartan 4,408]

Alright, so I'm gonna use this text to speech thing and then edit it later. Or maybe not. Maybe I just won't edit it. But either way, I'm already a commissioner, though I guess it's just at the VH LM level. I guess I can look at this from as if I was a VHL Commissioner and everything that I would do from that regard.

 

First, I would probably delete the VHDE. I think that's a pretty common thing that everyone's going to be saying at this theme week. And it's definitely an extreme one, but something that I could get behind just for the sake of putting Thad and Eno out of a job. I think both of them should really focus on the VHL GM in life, especially Eno, who just quit being a GM. I think he should go back to being a GM, so if he's not being a commissioner anymore, then he would have plenty of time to GM again. And then Thad, of course, could just focus on New York. NY needs the help. So yeah, so goodbye VHLE. And it's all their fault because we want them to be GM'S first and foremost.

 

Secondly, I would raise Commissioner pay to 12. While we already do plenty of real life money siphoning, we don't do enough when it comes to TPE. So effectively immediately all commissioners will be paid 12 and every other job except for M GM's will be paid 2. I guess developers could have four as well. Oh, we should probably also hire some developers to someone to replace Dil and maybe do just as bad a job. But hey, you'll become a builder within a few seasons once you decide to quit. And also maybe VHL GM's can get six TPE just because it's a hard job to talk to player. 

 

Third, I would just give Moscow all of the continental cups from the season 80 through 83. I think it's clear, given we restructured the way the league works and attributes work, that they were robbed out of cups during that time. So it's really only right to just give Moscow all of the Continental Cups and make it all fair. I guess that's the VHL reparations. And that means that we also take all of the Vancouver players who made the Hall of Fame from that time and remove them from the hall. We should probably also scratch them all out of the record books. And as long as I'm here being selfish, I might as well say to just remove depreciation from the league. Let people be 2000 TPA if they'd like.

 

Lastly, I'd delete the moderation team. You know, it's 2023. Society has evolved to the point where we no longer need moderators. Clearly, they're just here to push their own agenda. Everyone in the VHL community is a pristine person, so we don't need those mods and really we can just fire them all. Everyone can have whatever name they want without any issues. We can delete all the weird auto mod stuff on Discord that doesn't let you say some bodily functions. And we can just let everyone have multiple accounts and then we're gonna have a much larger player base. I think it's just a win, win.