All-New VHL Shake

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For the VHL's 16th birthday, they've decided to run a promotional campaign that would attract the eyes of all sports lovers, VHL fans, and even the outside crowd in hopefully of selling more tickets and ultimately getting more new fans into the arenas. Starting now, every VHL stadium is selling the Birthday Shake for this promotion as a way of celebrating the advancements of the league after so many years. It's a great way to kind of do a small gesture for it, and it's only for a limited time! The Shakes are scheduled to disappear in less than a month, making the only way to obtain this beautiful beverage is getting your hands on a ticket to any of the games during the short time-span and then purchasing it from the concession stands. Therefore, the tickets are shooting up in price for whatever reason, but the VHL is getting the money raked in and that was basically the entire purpose so they're not really complaining. Or you could spend a quick couple hundred on eBay to buy one of the shakes, but who honestly trusts and uses that site (don't roast me if you do).

 

The promotion has been going very well with sales and overall revenue going off the charts. It seems like the 16th Birthday Promotion has been a complete hit for the fans. Even the players themselves across the VHL to VHLM have tried and enjoyed the shake themselves. It's ultimately showed to be something worth spending the money on, even if it's overly expensive for no reason. But hey. That's arena food for you. Don't expect to get a meal for less than 10 bucks. Expect to get one hotdog for the price. It's really dumb that way, but I'm just an outsider reporter anyways. Don't trust me.

 

However there's been numerous reports now that the Shake has...side effects. The Shake has shown to cause visible shaking in the consumer along with possible vomiting and other various things. The VHL has yet to comment on anything of this matter. We will continue to update on this as it breaks. But we have no idea what is causing this strange habit. It has seemed to only happen to a number of individuals and not everyone, which makes it presumed that someone is tampering with the process of making them at certain locations. Whatever it is, it may seem that it is not a happy birthday for the VHL after all if this is the trouble they are facing currently. As a reporter, I had to try it and give my honest feeling about it. I have not seen or felt any side affects currently after a couple hours of consumption. I hope that it stays that way.

 

Anyways, happy Birthday VHL! Cheers to you and everything that you have accomplished and I hope it continues to be amazing for everyone in the league. I have had a great time reporting and doing my own thing for the small time that I have and I dont want to stop anytime-