Spanish Moon Moth has minimal impact going into the postseason

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The pace of the VHLM has been difficult to adjust to for one Spanish Moon Moth. It’s been 21 games thus far for the vivid green moth (that’s totally a human), and thus far he’s managed a paltry 6 assists with zero goals scored. His one saving grace going into the playoffs has been a solid +5 plus-minus despite limited minutes, as well as 6 shots blocked. It’s a testament to Spanish Moon’s defensive prowess while playing centerman for the Hounds, but also a damning indictment of his awkward presence on the ice and limited experience in the Isle of Man prior to being selected in the VHLM draft.

 

“I’d love to have a positive impact on the ice, that much is obvious,” commented Spanish Moon, who shook his wings gently after a pretty physical game to cap off the season, “but have you tried to move around with these things? Come on, man. If I can score a goal this post season it’ll be a miracle until we figure out what to do with them.”

 

A bewildered journalist after the interview swears that he saw Spanish Moon Moth lift off and fly away, but this has not been substantiated by any video evidence.