I'm Back Bitches

[Ball 453]

Put your pants back on and don't you worry your pretty little heads, folks. The golden child, the Seattle Sniper, Sebastian Ball Jr. is back and better then ever. Ball Jr., who has many warrants for his arrest, dating back to a bar fight with Patriots superstar Tom Brady, reportedly went into hiding when the fuzz got into an investigation on the attacks against the league. "I can't quite tell you where I went, but just so you know, no one would ever find me there," said Ball Jr. today at a press conference in Seattle. "I'm real professional when i go into hiding, i got the fake mustache, British accent, the whole thing down pat. My own mother wouldn't even recognize me and that's family dog." Surprisingly enough, Ball Jr. has performed well in his "absence" from the VHL. The young winger has 4 goals and 6 points through 11 games with the Bears and says the sky is the limit now that he has returned. "I can finally get back to practice now that the scene has cooled down. There was a lot of heat around, so I could only make it to games before I had to jet. But I guarantee you this, I'm about to put the team on my back and carry them to the Continental Cup this season."

[Kesler 1,514]

YEAH!