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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Okranitz screamed running down the street. Patton was a few paces behind him, "WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM FRIEND?!"

"I forgot" Exhaled Fedir as he slowed to a stop. "I just was running, and I was scared, like I was about to die."

"Sounds like a terrible time buddy, maybe we should get you a beer."

That sounds gre...Uhhh Patton... Why is your head growing?"

"What do you mean Fedir?"

"I mean, you are growing... huge! What the fuck is going on?! WHY ARE YOU TURNING GREEN! WHAT THE SHIT, LOOK AT YOUR HANDS!"

"YOU MEAN... THESE HANDS!!!!" Patton roared as he picked up the young Rush goaltender.

"COME ON MAN, WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU?! WHAT I WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE WATCHING BUT NO.." He couldn't finish his sentence as big bad Patton threw him for miles with his big muscly arms.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH...... What. Where am I? This.. is my bed. What a terrible nightmare." Said Fedir as he got into the fetal position and fell back asleep.

Sorry for wasting your time :)

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