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Gul Dukat is a little Rome-sick.


MSouthworth

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Europe?  As in Europa? One of Jupiter's 90 moons?  Gul Dukat was confused at first.  He thought Humans did not possess the technology as of yet to be able to travel to other planets.  He clarified this with his former General Manager of Miami.  The same General Manager that decided to abandon him and go to some weird place called Prague.  The General Manager told Dukat that Europe was just another continent on the other side of Earth.  Dukat was displeased as he had become accustomed to his lifestyle in America.  He now has to go to Europe and a city called Rome, a place where they speak Italian.  The only thing he knew about Italians was the Italian dressing he liked to put on his salad after every game.  He decided it would be best to research this new temporary home.  He knows he most likely would only be spending one season before moving up to the big leagues of the VHL and joining Toronto.  He was excited to play for Toronto as he learned that is in Canada, and Canada is America's hat.  For now, though, he is heading to Rome, where you can get some of the best Olive Oil the world has to offer and you can carbo-load off pasta before every game.   He was also excited to eat real pizza instead of that fake pizza from New York or Chicago.  After researching Italy and Rome more he became very excited as he learned they were a brutal people with a very rich history.  Many empires have risen and fallen during the history of Rome.  He was excited to take part and maybe even add a little of his own history.
 

 While playing for Miami may have ended on a sour note.  He was ready to move forward and become an ever-better defender.  He realized last season he took the Humans too lightly.  He didn't play up to his expectations, something he will make sure to rectify this current season.  Last season he finished with 18 Goals, and 47 Assists for a total of 67 Points.  He was excited he was able to put up those offensive numbers but on the defensive side, he was severely disappointed. He finished 6th in the league in shot blocked with only 123.  Far behind the mouse that entertains kids who had 159.  He finished even worse when it came to hits and as he finished 7th with 163.  He thought training in the art of hitting would have helped him but it was instead a complete waste of time.  He was also disappointed that he finished as a -9 +/- but understands that is a team stat and he can't exactly control that.  This season he plans to concentrate on blocking more shots, helping out the Goaltender.  As far as hits are concerned, he will just move anyone out of his way.  This season he has to prove to Rome, and even more so Toronto that their trust in him is warranted.

Chi dorme non piglia pesci

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14 hours ago, MSouthworth said:

Haha,  I am just messing with ya!

Lol ik ik I do be missing him tho

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