Samsayz I-Smell | Biography

[CaptainSB 117]

Samsayz is an 18 year old defenseman form the cold tundra in Antarctica. He can be described as the huge monster of the South. He is currently 6ft 8in and weighs an incredible 250 pounds. Those living in his hometown Antarctic field camps nicknamed him the "Southern Elephant Seal" growing up. He has always been tall since a young age as he was 6ft since the age of 12. He was originally skinny but since 12, he has worked to bulk himself up so that his body could be more thick and strong rather than a fragile giant. He has matured and grown wonderfully into a hockey prospect.

 

As his name states, the resident smell expert Samx from the VHL had visited the South Pole on her yearly expeditions. This particular year 17 years ago she noticed a small baby left in his crib. At that time she could smell a foul odor coming from the baby and all she could comment was that that baby smelled. Her fellow scientists would comment to the others that the baby was smelly and the first words of the child ended up being "I-Smell". So the family following tradition named the baby Samsayz I-Smell. Sam knew early on that the baby would be different and offered to host the kid when he grew up to 16 and teach him the sport of ice hockey. The parents would not forget and had waited until the kid would grow bigger in size before sending him to North America to follow his childhood dreams.

 

The only thing is he knew nothing about the sport. He didn't know how to play, the history or anything related to the rules. The first impression as a baby was so strong he just felt destined. So during his 6 month initial stay adjusting to the weather and city life, Sam sent him down to Houston to her good friend AJ to be taken care of.

AJ was the GM of the minor league Houston Bulls and took the young kid under his wing. He would have him attend the practice facilities and study game tape. He would spend the next 2 years living and breathing in the team facilities until he finally hit the age of 18 to play ice hockey. He is still a very raw talent and even with this diehard training is a novice to the sport. However due to his physical traits AJ feels I-Smell has the potential to not only play in the VHL but be the best bench warmer there could ever be. 

 

AJ was smart and knew this would be a long term project so he has always trained I-Smell to be humble and to consider him a bust so he would not disappoint any other teams, teammates and himself. So Samsayz takes a positive perspective in life and to the game so he cherries every moment and can be seen early in and out of the practice facilities. He just is a bit slow so the GMs and coaches hope the hard work will eventually catch up at some point. 

 

Regardless, he hopes to be figuratively the biggest bust and benchwarmer in the league and hopes to disappoint one unlucky GM sucker that drafts him. And that person can just blame poor AJ or Samx on the colossal failure of a pick as he is more hype than substance.

Edited April 16 by CaptainSB

[AJW 2,157]

Sam told me I smell like beef and cheese. I had chicken that day and she said that’s why