Take Dumb Penalties

[Mongoose87 384]

Take Dumb Penalties

 

Look, there's two kinds of players in this league, the players who look out for number one and the chumps. You're not a chump, are you? Good, then look out for number one. That means scoring points at any cost, so you can get your awards and that cold hard cash that's buying your depreciation fighters.

 

If you care about scoring points, winning awards and getting paid you need to start taking as many dumb penalties as you can. Get your checking above 80. Never invest in discipline. Not only will you get recognition for your massive hit totals, but you'll score more, too.

 

I can hear your skepticism right through your monitor. Listen, if you take dumb penalties, then you can count on your opposition scoring power play goals. That means your team will need to play from behind. That's what you want. You need your team to be pressing for points, so you get to score them. Let your chump teammates waste their time on the penalty kill. Then you step out of the box, fresh and ready to hop on your horse and do the glamorous business of getting recognized for your offensive genius, and cashing in when the offseason comes around.