The Same Thing We Do Every Night

[Tate 449]

 

The Villain's laboratory is filled with sterile smells and webs of wires. The walls, lined with steel, create a bunker like atmosphere. Cluttered with bizarre equipment are humming machines, control panels, and a massive coil emitting blue arcs. Workbenches are strewn with blueprints, and half-finished prototypes that resemble robots out of a science fiction film. Cylindrical glass tanks contain mutated monsters, and banks of computers display live security feeds from all over the world - including the inner workings of the Victory Hockey League. 

 

Pinky, a white lab mouse with a slender body and wide eyes, approaches the Villain cautiously from behind. He has turned them both into mice this week, and while the Villain also resembles Pinky's white color, his body is shorter and more compact. His head... is also exceptionally large, and while the Villain had not anticipated this, he is pleased and flattered by the change. 

 

"Excuse me, Overlord of all Evil for Eternity," Pinky speaks up, stating the specific title that the Villain had asked him to address him as.

 

The Villain does not turn back to look at Pinky, and instead, continues to work on his current experiment, "What is it?" The Villain asks him. 

 

"Gee," Pinky says, "I was wondering, what we might do tonight?"

 

The Villain whips around quickly, intensity in his eyes, and his fists clenched, "The same thing we do every night," he paused for dramatic effect, "Try to take over the VHL."

 

"But how?" Pinky asks, always in amazement of the evil genius he serves. 

 

"My masterplan is simple," the Villain tells him as he motions for Pinky to join his side, and as Pinky does - he spots the Villain's current experiment. It appears to be a clone of a man... a hockey player.

 

"Is that a clone?" Pinky asks.

 

The Villain laughs low and evil like, "You would think it's that simple, but this is more than a clone," the Villain pressed a button alongside his work bench and suddenly the clone like hockey player was zapped with rays of electricity, "It is a harbinger of doom!" The Villain laughs manically, "Prepare to meet your maker, VHL, for this time our plan will not fail," and just like a wrestling promo, the Villain breaks the fourth wall and points at the camera that is filming him and Pinky, "You're going down."

[diacope 1,696]

 

*cheese noises*

 

 

 

 

 

[Gaikoku-hito 2,070]

One of my all time favorite Cartoons!!

 

And does this mean @Tate is back???

 

What a Mad Villain!!

[Tate 449]

13 minutes ago, Gaikoku-hito said:

And does this mean @Tate is back???