CaptainSB 117 Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 This is my last plea / statement / logic / hope in talking to the VHLM and VHLE GMs ahead of the upcoming draft. 1. What would make for a beautiful statement for the league to grant players their wish - letting Samsayz I-Smell fall to the last pick! The league is a fun and supportive league and why not all come and help support the new user who wants to go last? Yes! Let's pick I-Smell last! 2. How awesome would it be for GMs in both leagues to show unity and love? The best way to prove and show this is to all and all ignore the stinkiest draft prospect in the class! It is not collusion - it is unity and togetherness. Let's show unity and make this a reality. Yes! Let's pick I-Smell last! 3. Why not write a VHL storybook ending? Doesn't everyone love the rags to riches story? And someone like the NFL's Tom Brady or the NBA's Nikola Jokic of being a low draft pick being an all-time great? Wouldn't it give all current and future prospects hope to see a guy go last and work his way up to make a statement in the league? Why take this away from the prospects? Let's give everyone the hope and beautiful story for this and future generations to write about. Yes! Let's pick I-Smell last! 4. Outside one team in both leagues no one has scouted I-Smell. Why start now? Wouldn't this be a good way to save your time and energy? I'll give you your 10 to 30 minutes back! How about all of us being efficient to focus on what is important in our lives - rooting for and enjoying again that a Canadian NHL team did not win a Stanely Cup for another year! Enjoy the moment and don't waste time. It'll be still there when you pick so you can skip. Yes! Let's pick I-Smell last! 5. Do you or your team value healthy eating and working out? Well guess what? Samsayz I-Smell is a fat and lazy polar bear that enjoys Coca-Cola! He would make for an awful team spokesman and model for fellow players, staff and fans to follow. Aren't you glad you found out before it was too late? Let him slide and show how a team can stand for its values! Yes! Let's pick I-Smell last! 6. Who are the most valuable contributors in the league? Who make for the best users and locker room presence? Isn't it someone that has a league job? Or a key league contributor? Or someone that even donates money? Well guess what? What?? Samsayz I-Smell is jobless. He is not a commish, GM or the non-paying AGM! He is not even a Mexican Cow! And he is poor so does not donate any money to the league or its charity. Why would you pass on others that may be great contributors that may have jobs now or in the future or help pay the league? Why hire this jobless bum? Let him slide and show him shame! Yes! Let's pick I-Smell last! AJW 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/149604-yes-lets-pick-i-smell-last/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSB 117 Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 AJW 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/149604-yes-lets-pick-i-smell-last/#findComment-1032146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacobcarson877 2,541 Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/149604-yes-lets-pick-i-smell-last/#findComment-1032150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW 2,157 Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 Man this guy stinks Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/149604-yes-lets-pick-i-smell-last/#findComment-1032157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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