The Search Continues

[CaptainSB 117]

Big white polar bear of a player, Samsayz I-Smell is wandering around. It seems lost and wandering. He has lost his energetic step as it seems to be searching for something that it cannot find and does not know where to look. His team and the final season of its VHLM career ended and he is not jobless and facing an uncertain future. Where will he go? Where will he get drafted. As the resident "Mr Stinky" of the VHL, he is searching for answers.

 

He goes around the globe searching for answers...

 

The first week he travels to the Vatican in search of the Pope. He waits 4 hours to get into the main cathedral to ask the priests, "Dear Father how do I go last?"

 

Their response after a 30 sec silence was as follows:

"The human nose may not comprehend the stickiness of the bear. Without the nose who knows?"

 

Hmm, I-Smell thought to itself. He just feels more perplexed. So onwards he goes to his next voyage searching for answers.

 

Week 2, and I-Smell secretly travels to the Egyptian pyramids. It goes down deep looking into the old drawings to see if there was anything the old Egyptians might have left as a clue. And after an hour of searching the walls and looking at the squiggly lines and pictures, he sees  and interesting photo of its ancestor - the Syrian Bear. 

 

It observes the photo and notices all the pictures of the solo bear wandering. It reminds him of himself wandering the world searching for answers and it sees itself in its old ancestor photo and notices across bear history bears have constantly been wandering. He imagines the Syrian Bear not ending up being the last pick and thus heading north into Antartica due to shame and thus how polar bears came into the world. I-Smell after hours of imagining how it would have been back then wants to find answers so it and its descendants don't retire from the VHL and go hiding not being the last pick. It is determined to find answers.

 

The following week, it goes to a totally different place. It takes a direct flight to the US going into the Springfield looking for Homer and the family. He has heard from TikTok how this family keeps predicting the future. And after days of searching for the right Springfield, he accidentally stumbles upon it going to a bar owned by Moe. He ends up spending hours drinking with Homer and the gang and got invited to go to his home. 

 

He jumps on the famous couch only to break it and the rest of the family getting mad. And poor I-Smell hits its head as it falls and bangs its head on the TV. And after the TV then the lights then dishes all fall on top of the bear, an epiphany comes to the bear. 

 

The answer was right there in him. Be genuine. Just be itself and the GMs will see through its silly TPE and good stats. The GMs will see through the fake facade and notice...Samsayz I-Smell is really stinky and bad. It just realized its best hope is to be itself and the rest will follow!

 

Now Samsayz is more determined and positive and is last heard to be on a plain heading back to Mexico City to pack his bags for the draft. Will its dream come true? We shall all see with not one but two drafts coming up! STAY TOONED!