Wefernardo Mackingikus Biography

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The Boy from St. Vincent and the Grenadines ready to take over the VHL

 

 

 

In the world of sports, there's a popular expression that says  `` The streets will never forget [insert name of a decent player that was never THE star and never set records ]. `` It means that the people who followed the sport at the time will remember the player because they were memorable and touched them, but after a couple years people won't remember them because that player isn't hall of fame worthy. The player couldn't write their name in the hall but they wrote their name in fan's hearts. A ``You had to be there`` thing you know ? A good example of that is Linsanity in the NBA. In hockey, an example would be Alexei Kovalev. 

 

 

For Christopher Columbus, it was Vincent Laroche-Gagnier. This is why he decided to name an island St. Vincent. This made it so an otherwise not so remembered player became the most talked about player in a small island in the eastern Caribbean. The kids heard and some saw the story of the Quebec winger, his cup winning goal in the Minors for the San Diego Marlins in S86, his Continental cup win in his very first season in the VHL with the Calgary Wranglers in S87, the road back to glory with another Continental cup this time with the DC Dragons in S92 etc. The story of a talented player who reached the clouds, but failed to reach the moon that he was destined to reach. 

 

 

When young Wefernardo Mackingikus saw it play out, he was super happy with the over a point per game career his idol had, but he could not help but feel sad that ``VLG`` was never written in the Hall of Fame or on any individual hardware. However, this tale gave the kid all the motivation to write his own book and add the final chapter that Vincent never wrote ``Hall of fame`` ( VLG should've read a book called ``How to not go IA in the middle of your career`` to learn how to write that chapter). 

 

 

Wefernardo obviously modeled his game after the former Dragons captain. Which means that he became a goal scoring winger who's somewhat good all around. The difference is that the re-gen decided to become a right winger instead of arboring the left wing.

 

 

Outside of hockey, Mackingikus always had a certain passion for music and does a lot of producing on his free time, altough he hasn't been able to sell a single beat yet because of the clear obvious exagerrated use of cowbells in them. Drake did try texting him once, but we doubt it was to get one of Wefernardo Mackingikus' creations. 

 

While he is not a pirate, Wefernardo did once go on a boat around the Caribbean. The motive behind it was extremely stupid and he knew it, but he didn't care! The goal of that trip was to see if he could survive the Bermuda triangle.

 

 

This isn't the only utterly random side quests that the St. Vincent native did so far in his 17 years on earth, all of them justified by the claim that he ``lives for the plot``.

 

The day he got his driver's license, the teenager decided to see how long he could drive in a roundabout before he was forced to stop. The answer ? 5 hours, 43 minutes and exactly 23 seconds.

 

For a year, Wefernardo sneaked in the chimpanzee's enclosure every day to teach them about economy, currency, trading etc. It worked, the chimps created their own money and were also trading food, provisions, etc. Then for the next 3 months, he continued sneaking in, this time to teach them proper capitalism. Sadly, it worked again. Even sadder, he wasn't done... For the following 7 months, the story repeated, every day like clockwork he would go in the chimpanzee's enclosure. This time, he teached them gambling. It worked, so he made them gamble all their food, money and belongings; they lost everything to him. 

 

Because of that, PETA decided to sue Wefernardo Mackingikus. He didn't show up at the trial, he simply left a video that said ``Honestly, the zoo should've simply re-enforced their security it's legit not my fault y'all, hustle is hustle. Hate the game not the player.`` then he illegally immigrated to the United States trough Mexico, leaving his home country of St. Vincent and the Grenadines.

 

However, he didn't stay in the USA very long. It was mostly only for the joke of illegally immigrating trough Mexico. You know, ``living for the plot``. Wefernardo only attented the Nathan's hot-dog eating contest to see Joey Chestnut absolutely destroy his opponents before moving up the border, following the footsteps of his idol: to the iconic french speaking province of Canada. 

 

After graduating high school in Quebec, he opted to go in law in cegep. He was only a month away from starting his first session when he decided to uncommit and declare himself for the VHLM draft. Only 2 days away from the draft, where will this youngster on a mission end up ? 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                                               

 

 

                                                     

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Edited August 3 by vincentlg2007

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One of the story about his life is actually one that's true about me, I'm letting you all guess which one it is 

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On 8/3/2024 at 7:59 AM, vincentlg2007 said:

One of the story about his life is actually one that's true about me, I'm letting you all guess which one it is 

 

I hope it's the chimpansee part, but i'm afraid it's not