I lived.. Again

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Greetings!
After a long time of no news or updates on your beloved, unleashed, slightly mental, very much metal hockey goaltender Ondřej Vencko, I have finally received an approval to bring you the information to sort of.. Explain as to what was going on.

Ondřej told me that his situation wasn't the easiest. However, he tried to manage and in his time off, he experienced some interesting journeys.

Journey No. 1 - I Am.. Sterdam
We could witness the young man in the Dutch capital approximately two weeks ago, as indicated by a wanted poster obtained from local police department:
"Wir wanteeden den hokei player von Tcheq Republik for groos alkohol faux pas in der Red Light District."
For any youngsters reading this article who view Ondřej as their idol and currently have their jaws dropped in shock- do not worry! I was assured by Ondřej that he just wanted to 'find a place to get his stick repaired', however the locals took it a bit too far in their advices. For all we know, he managed to escape before anything turned out badly. Let's hope Interpol won't arrest him before the VHLE finals.

Journey No. 2 - Me(n)tal storm
Ondřej also wandered to attend a metal festival, where he met some of his fans. You could easily distiguish those by laying in the bushes once the festival ended.
Anyway, the day turned out to be an amazing training course. Ondra managed to catch three guitar picks, one drumstick and one T-shirt from different musicians. Aside from catching and speed of hand practice, he also trained his endurance. His record in beers drinked before going to the bathroom raised from 10 to 12. This, however, heavily influenced his abilities in catching stuff, as he got hit by a roll of toilet paper later that night, during a Gutalax gig to be precise.

But that said, we can be sure that during the play, he will be able to be hydrated properly without stressing about the need for (s)pee(d).

Lastly, I'd like to quote from the man himself, when asked about the following seasons in the VHL, now that the VHLE is ending. I won't add anything after this quote, as I believe that after these words there is nothing left to add. So, for the dear and loyal readers: I'll report back soon, Ben Icio del Torro!
Now, for the quote itself:
"I believe we're a strong team, stronger than ever. We made it to the finals in 5, which was a real booster for me and for the guys in the team. And I wouldn't be anything without them. The atmosphere is glorious, I love playing for Vasteras and I'll dearl miss the place. VHL is knocking on my door, I guess.. We'll see how things turn out. I will focus on being locked in and try to win my team as many games as possible. Let's hope my agent will keep you up with news more frequently that he did in the last two months.
To the fans of Eagles: I love you dearly, you're the best!

Cheers and I'll see you on the stadium!

- Ondra"

 

P.S. Do not take the Dutch 'impression' seriously. I loved every bit of Amsterdam. And I love you, Dutchies, as well!

 

550 words capped for week ending 09/22/24

[LucyXpher 1,520]

HE'S BACK! 

[Banackock 8,081]

Woooo

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1 hour ago, LucyXpher said:

HE'S BACK! 

I'M BACK!

[Tetricide 690]

Missed u

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7 hours ago, Tetricide said:

Missed u

Missed you all too.