Are the la stars cursed

[Hogan 1,422]

1. This team has SUCKED for like 20 seasons and I am slowly pulling it out of the ground.

2. Pombo DEMANDS a trade because they want top line minutes? I dont know why. Anyways have fun in the stinky ass team you joined. 

3. Next we trade for Gustav Mattias and he leaves a week later? What the SIGMA!

4. Our top prospect Sam-SAYZISMELL retired out of a heartbreak due to the loss of the VHLE. 

 

When are the LA Stars going to catch a break and when am I going to play some playoff hockey (and win the Koivu or whatever) Whats next for this team? The rink gets hit with an atomic nuke and we lose another player? Maybe we should start cloning the Phantom Of The VHL and have him run all three lines? I tihnk maybe that would be a winning idea and would bring us to 5 Continental cups in a row. FUCK I NEED TO WIN. I AM NOT USE TO LOSING. Good thing im the GOAT though.