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Swimming in the Fool


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Alright, so here’s the truth. I started pumping all my points into the slapshot attribute because I just wanted to score more goals. That’s it. I wasn’t thinking' about some genius strategy or trying to outsmart anyone. I just figured if I could shoot harder, I’d put more pucks in the net. Simple, right? So, while everyone else was working on their passing, I straight up ignored it. Not because I had a plan, I just didn’t care about setting up plays or racking up assists. I wanted to be the one burying goals, period.

 

Now everybody’s looking at me like I had some secret up my sleeve, like I figured out the meta before anyone else. But the truth? I know nothing. I wasn’t playing 4D chess, I was just slamming my slapshot to the moon, hoping it’d make me look good on the score sheet. That’s it. Annnnd it didn’t really work, nope, still gotta put into that passing stat after all if I really want to build up my SC. So yeah, trying stuff if fun, but meta is always beta’.

 

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