I've heard a few Christmas songs today, here come Jingle Pucks

[VattghernCZ 983]

Today just after 7am, I heard Let it Snow at work. And I've heard a lot more Christmas song throughout the day. Since I try to make fun of traumatic events and I need 2 capped, I curse you with Jingle Pucks

 

Dashing o'er the ice,
On a one-man breakaway,
O'er the line we go,
Laughing all the way.

 

The puck to tape job sticks,
And it won't go and fly,
Oh what a fun it is to trip,
When a stride goes so awry!

 

Jingle pucks, jingle pucks,
I ran out of fucks.
Oh what a fun it is to trip,
When a stride goes so awry!
Jingle pucks, jingle pucks,
I ran out of fucks.
Oh what a fun it is to trip,
When a stride goes so awry!

 

A period ago,
I thought I'd take the puck,
In the net to tuck,
But I ran out of luck.

 

The ice was slippery,
Zamboni screwed me up,
Oh what a fun it is to trip,
When a stride goes so awry!

 

Jingle pucks, jingle pucks,
I ran out of fucks.
Oh what a fun it is to trip,
When a stride goes so awry!
Jingle pucks, jingle pucks,
I ran out of fucks.
Oh what a fun it is to trip,
When a stride goes so awry!