Insulting all the team logos "equally" but they are ranked in an order that I will make you figure out if you care enough to.

[Xhekajsleftankle 25]

Today I am insulting all the teams logos and ranking them. but it is not in order of 1-10 it is in a very convoluted way and the only hints is the writing I have done about them. feel free to guess the order or don't. 

 

 Philidalphia Reapers 

Now into the sub par ones (HAHA this is the start for all of you), despite being middle of the pack, everything below this is bad in my opinion, this one sticks out along with the previous one as one of the best of the worst.

 

Ottawa Lynx 

Good team, I was sad when I didn’t get taken back after my rookie campaign. I have like nothing to say though, it's so just okay I am stunned, nothing bad but also like no redeeming qualities, it just is. I would like to see more risk in a logo, so I can insult it better.

 

 Saskatoon Wild 

You stole their name, why not steal their logo, seriously this is awful. Just go grab the Minnesota wild one or something, wtf. Yea this one is last you can know that much. But you probably could have guessed that before even opening the forum post.

 

 Mexico City Kings 
Is he wearing a scarf on the outside of armor? Does that even help? Wouldn’t you want it on the inside if it’s really cold? Or is it just a flamboyant stylish king, slay ig. 

 

 HOUSTON BULLS 

Meh too much testosterone. Are you like okay? I mean the lighting, the fire, the text falling on your head, the abnormally human teeth. What crazy scientist did these experiments on you? Do I need to report animal cruelty?

 

San Diego Marlins 

Now we are well on our way to awful town. I totally don’t hold any personal vendettas… THEY TRADED ME FOR LESS THAN A FUTURE HALL OF FAMER THAT'S JUST INSULTING. Good gming on Lucy's part.

 

 Halifax 21st 

No personal qualms with the team, long time member, tho none of that is irrelevant as this list is not biased at all. Anyways amazing team, amazing captain, lame logo. It's just so plain, there's no risk and no reward, I would like too see more background and more with the life ring, just make it more real.

 

  Las Vegas Aces 

SO MANY QUESTIONS, like why the diamond and the arrow and the spade. Like one of them okay, add hearts and clubs okay. BUT JUST TWO OF THEM AND A RANDOM ARROW??? Or is the diamond a folded playing card, BUT STILL WHY THE ARROW??? So confusing when you actually look at it absolutely could use a little makeover.

 

Mississagua Hounds 

I just feel bad for the other dogs, having this as a mascot for a hockey team. That just looks bad for dogs as a whole. I genuinely feel bad. My dog is asking me for emotional reparations. He learned English just to express his disapproval. You guys are a searching breed, how about you search for a new logo?

 

Miami Marauders 

AMAZING LOGO PIRATES ARE AWESOME. But does this mean he was pierced by the wrong side of a mini anchor? How does that even happen???? Where’d the rest of the skeleton go. Is the hat covering an exit wound? Why is there red on the inside, he’s clearly long dead. So many questions and so few answers.

[Gustav 6,489]

5 hours ago, Xhekajsleftankle said:

BUT STILL WHY THE ARROW???

 

The arrow is actually the outline of a fighter jet; Vegas has one of the more important Air Force bases in the US and a long history with it.

[Banackock 8,206]

Hounds should be a bad ass Doberman!