Dead Weight at the Deadline

[Mongoose87 389]

The trade deadline is here, again. That means I'm writing a media spot instead of claiming welfare - again. I hope you're all ready for some brain dead bullshit with no relationship to the real world - AGAIN

 

Coincidentally, the subject of this media is related to that bullshit you've all come to expect from me - dead weight. When you think about the trade deadline, everyone tends to jump to examining the possible additions that could help a team make major improvements. Yeah, those are real possibilities. In a salary cap league, it's very rare for a team to have no weaknesses, and if they do, it's often at the cost of having no true strengths, which is paradoxically a weakness itself. 

 

Well, on account of that very dynamic, there's an opposite side to that trade deadline coin - there are the players a team can shed to improve themselves at the deadline. For those of us who are unaware, the league rules create a direct relationship between three TPA of a player and their salary. The upshot of this is that an underperforming player, especially a player with a high TPA, can have a serious detriment on their team. That player is occupying ice time and salary cap space that could otherwise be given to players who are living up to expectations. 

 

There are a few different categories of players that might present this problem for a team. 

The Goon: It’s a classic hockey archetype - the ice bound warrior who fights and checks and lays it all on the line. There's a problem here, though. If you check my history, you can see some non- bullshit articles I've written about how the league is unfairly structured for these players. For one thing, investing TPE in improving Fighting does not improve a player's fighting ability, just propensity. Furthermore, when a player fights, they're unavailable for at least five minutes. That's a long time in a league where teams try to roll six forwards and four defense. For another thing, there is some debate around whether hits are actually good. I tend to fall on the side that they cause more penalties to the hitter than the takeaways they produce are worth. So, the goon, in order to live up to their archetype, must invest precious TPE in two attributes that could actually be harmful to their performance. Ouch. And their team will have to pay them more for it. Sorry, goon, you're getting shipped off to Warsaw. It's been fun. 

The Build Planned with Ineptitude: I'm sorry to be insulting to our poorly researched friends in the league, but we all know that it's no secret. Some builds are just better than others. The meta is a fair amount more murky, since the implementation of hybrid attributes, and I think we can all agree that this loss of clarity was good for the long- term health of the league, even if some of our planned builds were torpedoed by the implementation. But, still, there are some decisions that can make players of similar TPA levels perform extremely differently. We've all see the common mistakes - Passing and Scoring too closely balanced. Neglect of Defense in a forward. Neglect of Skating in anyone. There's some less common ones, like using too much Wrist Shot. Let's be honest - most of the time, a good GM is going to shoot a quick little DM into these players’ inbox and politely suggest some minor changes to help salvage their build. But if they're not playing ball or of it didn't have the desired effect, well, this is a competitive sport, and Helsinki has a high TPA forward in his last season who would really like to get a ring before he retires. So long and thanks for all the fish. Please don't take this personally. It's not you, it's me. Well, it's not you, it's your build. 

Players Who Have Personally Been Cursed by the Bastard God Simon T: Hmm, did that come across a little too personally? I can't imagine why. It's not as though I have the highest TPA player at a position with a perfectly reasonable build who was selected by multiple people as a strong candidate for multiple awards this season, yet somehow can't even manage to crack the top ten in save percentage. Oh, did you hear about that? I wonder if it's because I'm finding every opportunity to complain about it in any sim league I participate in. Did I even shoehorn it into an SHL PT? Would I do that? Yes, I would. 

Look , the fact is that there are some players who appear to have reasonably well planned builds, are being deployed intelligently by their teams’ GMs, and are playing with God line mates, yet seem to consistently under deliver in results. For example, Seattle goaltender, Giorgiy Costanzov, Mongoose87's current player. Oh, you heard about that guy?

Listen, I'm very much not the sort of person to put stock in curses. I am rational to the point of boredom, at times. But, if the build is fine and the usage is fine and the supporting cast is fine, but the results are continually poor, what the heck is even left? Seriously, that is not a rhetorical question. Please tell me what else could be to blame, I'd be pulling my hair out, if I had any left.

At a certain point, what choice does the GM have? It's not responsible to let one player's curse sink the whole team. Pull the trigger and end the suffering (please do not do this Bana). Maybe you'll get a good prospect for your seasons of frustration. Maybe the change of scenery will remove the curse from the player. I don't know. I'm too rational to understand the mechanics of curses. 

 

Those are the three principal forms of dead weight players that teams should shed at the trade deadline. A truly talented GM will manage to not just shed their dead weight, but to do so in exchange for better players, thereby doubling the magnitude of their improvement. 

 

[Mongoose87 389]

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