The Legendary of the Middletoe

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The legendary Middletoe’s story Is largely unknown, many rumors surround him, and lots of it is legend, some of it is true, and all of it is impressive. Not much is known about Xhekaj’s Middletoe, it is said one day he just walked up to the door of his first GM grape, and in his desperation for players, he accepted him on the spot. From there the Legend of the Toe was born. From here all we have is speculation, nothing is recorded, we will share all we know, but there is little we know. Truthfully the placement of Tuvalu as the home country of Xhekajs Middletoe was just a guess, chosen by throwing a dart at a map. 

Some say that Xhekaj’s Middletoe is just as his name sounds, the dissevered sentient middle-toe of legendary and future hall of fame defenseman of the Montreal Canadiens Arber Xhekaj. Believed to have regenerated from simply the toe of Arber Xhekaj, which was dissevered and saved by the Canadiens. Channeled with a toe of Arber Xhekajs power, Xhekaj’s Middletoe has risen in status and grown to be an amazing player in the VHLM. 

Some say that Xhekajs Middletoe is an alternate reality version of Xhekaj, transported through a portal ending in this universe. Born and raised the same way, but lost his Middle-toe when the portal closed off on him. Being from an alternate universe, they only used last names there and used his last name as his first and replaced his last name with what he missed most, his middle toe. 

Some say he is a product of weird genetic testing, where they took athletes DNA, to try to create clones, to make an optimized human. It is said that Xhekaj’s Middletoe was the first and only ever successful clone, and WOW is he optimized. Getting his namesake from whom he was cloned from and his very first words. It is said that he came out of the artificial womb screaming and chanting “MIDDLE-TOE MIDDLE-TOE MIDDLE-TOE MIDDLE-TOE”. Born with skates on and a hockey stick in hand, it is believed that 9 hrs post crowning, is when he showed up at the door of Grape. Growing exponentially from that moment on. 

Others believe he was just born typically, a humble tuvaluan who worked hard to get where he is. Growing up on the rink and working to become a great VHL player. But few people believe his story is so typical. He is simply too sensational to be born in such a typical way. 

Some believe he is a polar bear in disguise, dressed in a skin suit of the greatest hockey player to ever do it. But the truth is nobody really knows how Xhekajs Middletoe came to be, nor what happened prior to that one fateful night where he showed up at Grapes door. 

 

But we do know everything since then. As Xhekajs Middletoe went along through his career he got drafted in the VHLM to the Marlins. After recording a point per game season there Xhekajs Middletoe would play in the JST, Junior Showcase Tournament. Here one of the most impactful interactions would happen with one LucyXpher, as the GM who drafted me we would have many great interactions in the locker room. Here happened another great impact of Xhekajs Middletoe’s career, he would get traded to that very same LucyXpher in that same offseason. As the first trade of his career Xhekajs Middletoe was rather intimidated by the new locker room, but quickly was named captain and fit in perfectly. That season the team would make the playoffs, but get eliminated in the first round. After this young and hopeful team had so much success, tragedy would strike and Lucy would leave Halifax to become the GM in the VHL for the Malmo Nighthawks. Here Xhekajs Middletoe was rather scared of the outcome of this, having a new GM and a bleak outlook on traveling up to the VHL, as he was drafted to Helsinki, where there is no locker room at all, I think they removed it from the building. Luckily one of Lucy’s very first moves as GM of Malmo saved Xhekajs Middletoe from said locker room, or lack thereof. Trading all of her picks for Xhekajs Middletoe and multiple other prospects. This trade gave Xhekajs Middletoe to improve his game immensely. During that season (the present one), Xhekajs Middletoe would begin earning a ton of TPE, committing to improving as quickly as possible. Throughout that season Xhekajs Middletoe would put up his best season since leaving the Marlins. Having 66 points through 72 games. But that doesn’t tell the most of it because Halifax finished this season 1st in the league, and are currently in the 2nd round of the playoffs, after a 1st round sweep. 

Xhekajs Middletoes career and life is largely hidden in the unknown. But one thing is for certain he is an amazing and humble player with an amazing looking future. 

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You mentioned that Halifax finished first in the league, but no mention of how the captain middletoe led the team to that first place