Scandalnavia

[Phil 5,129]

 

Scandalnavia?

 

The VHL World Cup commenced just this past Monday and already rumours of impropriety and bigotry are buzzing around the league more intensely than the Great War of 1721 between the Rabid Hummingbirds and Enraged Bees for control over Nectar Land.

 

Reports have peppered the press since the early hours of the morning regarding the Scandinavian Team, put together by Frank, an esteemed member of the VHL community. Riga defensive pairing Fjorsstrom and Sixten were seen in Team Western Europe's arena at roughly 2am last night, fiddling around with the on-ice temperature.

 

One witness (who, for the sake of his personal safety, will remain anonymous) identified the players to the police offering this statement:

 

"They were pretty easy to  recognize - stuck out like a blue dick on a pig, they did. At first I thought they were just checking the ice conditions, but when they went into the boiler room, a thought struck me; struck me so hard it hurt, like accidentally stapling your tongue to a wall... Anway, I realized that the VHL has staff to do these maintenance kind of things so I started smashing on the boards to make noise. Startled, they looked up and gave each other nervous looks. To be honest, they looked about as happy as a couple of penguins in a microwave. They ran out. Good thing I was there, otherwise the ice would have melted and Team Western Europe could not have practiced in the morning"

 

It would seem imminent that tensions between these two teams will be running high.