Cunningham's Off Time

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Titus Cunningham doesn't take much time away from the ice or other athletic activities. Many are very aware of the fact that Cunningham is a professional wrestler on the side while he's not on the ice, but of course, that's just more work. While he enjoys that work, the important question that many have wondered is, "What does Cunningham do in his off time?" Sure, he could use his off-season for some off-time, but he's been working as hard as possible to prepare for the upcoming draft. Given that, the question remains, "What does Cunningham do in his off time?"

 

Speculation quickly arose that Cunningham doesn't do anything in his off-time, primarily because people don't think he has off-time. Fans have mentioned seeing Cunningham either on the ice, in the ring, or getting out of his car to go to this apartment/hotel. There haven't been many sightings at all outside of that. People often wonder if Cunningham has friends, family, or even love interests. Mostly, this remains a great mystery. No one seems to know the answers to these questions, except, of course, Cunningham. We began an investigation to try and answer these questions, putting out a poll and asking fans for their input. The possibilities began to roll in, and they were a bit interesting.

 

A fan, just two days ago, reported seeing Cunningham at a car wash. "I saw Cunningham drive his beat-up pickup truck into one of those new car washes around Saskatoon. He got out of the truck and grabbed one of the sprayers and began spraying around the truck, avoiding the rust spots." We asked, "How do you know it was Cunningham?" The fan said, "Well, it looked like him. I mean, he had sunglasses and a hat on, and didn't look like a professional hockey player. In fact, he was pretty overweight now that I think about it. But, I swear it was him. Actually, I went up to him and asked for an autograph and after giving me a strange look he smirked and said, 'Sure, for $10.' I thought it was weird that he asked for money, but I gave it to him and he gave me this autograph." The fan included a picture with an indistinguishably sloppy signature. It's pretty clear this wasn't Cunningham.

 

Then, the real answer finally came in. Well, at least one of the real answers. Another fan sent us a picture of Cunningham at a table surrounded by table top games. The fan stated, "Every Wednesday night I go down to the Treasure Cove, a game store, and play Magic the Gathering with a few friends. A couple of weeks ago, this new guy started showing up, and he was really good at Magic: The Gathering. I had no clue who he was, but then I saw this news story and realized who it was. I asked him if I could take this picture and he was happy to oblige." We reached out to Cunningham about this and he said, "Yea, that's me. I love tabletop games, and it's nice to go for a few hours and enjoy a relaxing and non-physical activity. I hope to go back later in the year for a Catan tournament."

 

The mystery has been solved, and now we know that Cunningham likes games. We do ask that fans avoid going to the store only to see Cunningham. He's made it clear to us that he wants that to be part of his life, separate from hockey and wrestling.

 

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