Claimed:Harumpf Through 15 Games [Final 6/6]

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Harumpf Getting it Done Early in S43

 

Helsinki Super-Star Center Oskars Harumpf Looks up ice to make a pass.

 

Well the cards have been stacked against everyone's favorite pants sharting superstar this season as he's on a bit of an island in Helsinki, but he continues to improve his game. It's well known that Helsinki is currently in a rebuild and Harumpf is one of only a few real people on the team along with Don Draper, Tyson Stokes and Penis Hudson, the rest of the roster is made up of robots who don't seem to get Harumpf's jokes in the locker room. Nonetheless, Harumpf is still working hard to try and get Helsinki some wins and is playing very well. Harumpf has posted 18 points through the first 15 games, consisting of 8 goals and 10 assists along with 63 shots and a 58% face off winning percentage. A very strong start to the season as he remains one of the bright spots for the Helsinki organization. Harumpf is on pace to break his career high of 63 points last season and is looking like a definite superstar this season for the Titans. It helps that he's playing 30+ minutes a game, but still even with all that ice time you have to play well to put up points and Harumpf has done just that. His game is looking great and there's still 57 games to play, this should finally be the year that Harumpf finishes at or above a point per game. Harumpf now joins us for an interview,

 

 

Media: So Harumpf, are you lonely this season in Helsinki?

 

Harumpf: No not really, my new buddy Penis is keeping me company.

 

Media: Wait, what?

 

Harumpf: Penis Hudson, he's a guy on our team, why, what did think I was referring to?

 

Media: Oh okay, never mind then, let's move on. What do you attribute your success to this season?

 

Harumpf: Well there's really nobody else on the team to score besides myself, Stokes and Draper so we're getting a lot of prime minutes. I worked hard in the off-season to improve my game and while we're not winning I am still content with my development.

 

Media: Yeah you are looking like a superstar this season, how does it feel?

 

Harumpf: It feels good to put up points but I hope we can get some wins here soon, points are great and all but long losing streaks are never fun. Don't get me wrong I love Harumpf'ing teams but it's not as exciting if we lose the game.

 

Media: Remind us what a Harumpf'ing is again please.

 

Harumpf: A Harumpf'ng is when 5'5" 250 pound Harumpf goes out and lights a team up for 3 or more points, if that happens the team has just been Harumpf'd.

 

Media: Ah thank you, yes now we remember, so what do you expect from the rest of season?

 

Harumpf: Hopefully some more Harumpf'ings with some wins mixed in. At this point I will be content if we get double digit wins, we have 3 in 15 games so I think it's possible to hit 15 wins on the season if we work hard. The fact that we traded our goalie will not help in that quest but we could surprise some teams and beat them if they underestimate us.

 

Media: Thanks Harumpf, good luck the rest of the way.

 

Harumpf: Thank you.

 

 

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