Delicious Opens Donut Shop

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In interesting news, New York Americans rookie E'Twaun Delicious opened a donut shop in Queens today. Always known for having an affinity for donuts, Delicious has called his new shop "I Like Donuts". The shop has a wide variety of donuts, ranging from classics such as Boston Kreme and Glazed to more fine dining donuts, such as the fruit salad donut and the porterhouse donut. Delicious had a lot to say about his new business.

 

"I was sick of spending so much money on donuts every day, so I opened up my own place to get them for free," Delicious said. "Obviously, it's an investment, but joke's on you, I got a loan, so I didn't even pay for this bitch. And it's all mine. I can get any donut I want now. If I wake up in the middle of the night and decide, you know what, I want to eat an escargot donut, I know I'll be eating that shit tomorrow. It ain't even hard." When asked about the viability of his donut shop, Delicious replied: "I don't really care if it makes more loses money. I just want free donuts."