Bitch Higgins is a cat guy

[Jamie 438]

Going against his first name which is basically a female dog, Bitch Higgins is actuaally a cat guy. He lets everyone know how much he hates dogs and that he much prefers kitty cats. Of course this makes it so he gets made fun of by all his teammates and that he should probably keep that kind of info to himself. Everyone makes comments like, "Maybe your name should be Pussy Higgins instead!" or, "Do you want some catnip to get you pumped up for the game?!" Everyone knows that most guys and the best guys are dog guys but not Bitch Higgins. Even his mom regrets naming him what she does, "I mean I guess he is kind of a bitch for not liking dogs but if you look at his name in a literal way it's really just ironic, when he starts talking about cats I pretend he's not even my son.

Maybe one day Bitch Higgins will convert to the good site and stop being a little girl. But first let's see if he can even last in the league for a longer period of time than we should expect.