Hamilton anoints himself as number one pick

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Hamilton anoints himself as number one pick

VHL.com | Filed under: S45 VHL Entry Draft

 

Prospective number one pick Phil Hamilton is making waves this week after it was reported that the Yukon defenseman has boldly anointed himself as the number one pick in the upcoming S45 VHL Entry Draft.

 

Never short on confidence, the English defenseman dominated the VHLM this season to the tune of 20 goals and 90 points, this of course taking into account that Hamilton is a defenseman.

 

Regarded as one of the top defensive prospects in league history, Hamilton appears to have no shortage of confidence if the reports are in fact true.

One scout has cautioned the Englishman against such a bold statement, however.

 

"Last time I checked, Helsinki has picks 1-3. This kid needs to shut his mouth because he's going to find his way to Finland regardless of whether its first, second, or third," the scout said. "This isn't the type of story I like to hear. It speaks to a real lack of character."

 

* This report has been entirely fabricated and despite being a terrible player on the ice, Phil remains a genuinely good guy off the ice.

[Phil 5,135]

My mouth gets me into a lot of trouble..

 

 

 

 

 

...said the actress to the bishop.

 

 

 

but yea - Phil 2 CAL Ep. 102